I know this exists somewhere on tumblr but I can't find it so it's coming back for Halloween

WOW how have I never seen this? Someone in the comments quoted how magnificently leggy this performer is, and this is very true, but more impressive than that is how he nails the physicality of the role. He doesn’t just look like Jack and sound like Jack, he moves exactly like the cartoon, which is mind-blowingly difficult to do when you’re imitating a world that doesn’t contain gravity! Unbelievable! Thank you for sharing this!

Anyone that moves like they spit in gravity's face daily is terrifyingly strong through the core. I guarantee you Jack is absolutely SHREDDED under them stripes.

I would also like to point out that, in case you needed another reason to love this guy, yes he is in fact 6'8" and THIS is currently the featured vid on his youtube page:

Peruvian whistling vessels simulating animal calls (some of the oldest found date to c. 500–300 BCE)

OOHHHHH sopranos like the singers

HBO’s Sopranos: hark at the ducks 🦆 give zero fucks 🦆 in Tony’s pool 🦆 pasta fazool 🍝

altos: bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫 bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫

this website is a goddamn national treasure

@vidapuppen this is your fault. There is also a PDF available.

Lyrics:

hark how the ducks 🦆 give zero fucks 🦆 in Tony’s pool 🦆 pasta fazool 🍝

Tony's a tool ⚒️, loves gabagool 🍕 runs family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 criminally 💰

biNg 🔫 bada bOng 🔫, that is their song boOm 🔫 bada biNg 🔫, all mobstering

show's pretty good 👍, it's not a dud ❌ five star reviews⭐, it hit the news 📰

mob boss is sad 😢, but he's still bad 👎 he overthinks 🤔 and goes to shrinks 🧑‍⚕️

ordered a hit 🔫, life went to shit 💩, six seasons fly 🪽, but did he die ⁉️

Tony tony Anthony soprano, Tony tony Anthony soprano

hark how the ducks 🦆 give zero fucks 🦆 in Tony’s pool 🦆 pasta fazool 🍝

my jaw hit the floor

excuse the fuck out of whoever this is

the gnarliest, dirtiest shredding with that fucking casio keyboard metronome beat I can’t stand it

BC Election

Hey BC! You are probably sick of hearing about the American election by now. This is not about that!

The British Columbia provincial election is Saturday October 19th. That’s tomorrow. You need to vote.

If you received a Where to Vote card in the mail, your voter card will have your assigned voting location on it (but you can go to another one if it's easier). If you did not receive a Where to Vote card, or you’ve lost it, you can absolutely still vote. You can find voting locations HERE.

You will need to bring ID that has both your name and your address on it. Proof of address is important because the staff need to know you’re voting in the right district. There’s a list of ID you can use HERE.

The polls are open from 8AM to 8PM. Voting is quick and usually simple. What time they’re busy depends on what your neighbourhood is like.

Information for voters with disabilities is HERE. If you have feedback on accessibility, there are ways to provide that HERE.

Elections BC does not call voters - if someone called or texted you to say the time or location has changed, that’s fraud. Check the website for accurate information.

If you got a mail-in ballot and you have not sent it yet, you can drop it off in person at any polling place before 8pm.

More information here. Translations available here.

EVERYONE GO VOTE.

The BC election is today, please vote.

Recent polls show the NDP ahead but the margins are not super high either.

The Conservatives could still win if NDP voters don’t show up.

Really concerned about how close this election still is despite how racist, transphobic, xenophobic and misogynistic the Conservatives have been.

my high school chorus teacher had a class rule that's stuck with me where if you knew you couldn't emotionally handle getting rejected for a solo then you shouldn't audition for it in the first place. the same principle applies to sex, if you can't handle hearing "no" then absolutely do not ask.

The EP–1320 Medieval is, amazingly, a real gadget being sold by Teenage Engineering — it’s a “beat machine” (or “instrumentalis electronicum”) loaded with a bunch of musical phrases & instruments from the Dark Ages. “This is ludicrous and I love it.”

An extremely dumb guid to “Which famous 60’s/70's Jazz man is that?”

1, Is it Piano lead or Bass lead? If piano go to question two. If brass question three.

2, Does the Pianist sound like he’s taken all the acid, or is there a guy making love to a clarinet?

Oh yeah: he’s taken all the acid alight. Is… is he okay? Thelonious Monk.

Oh yeah, some guy is going ham on a clarinet. Dave Burkbeck Quartet.

Neither of the above: Duke Ellington.

3, If brass lead: is it Louis Armstrong? If Yes, it’s Louis Armstrong. If no, question four.

4, Does the Trumpet player make you feel sad? Even, dare I say, Blue?

Almost? Chet Barker

Kind of? Miles Davies.

If no, question five.

5, Is the trumpet player trying to blow your face clean off? Like, actively trying to kill the first row of the audience? Dizzy Gillespie.

It’s brass led, but Sax not Trumpet.  

Okay, question 6, isolate the stings: is Charles Mingus doing what he’s actually paid to do in the back of the ensemble, or is he dicking around and seeing how far a man can take a double bass before his band-mates kill him?

Seems to be playing normally: Charlie Parker

He’s fucking around in F minor, and also that Bari sax is filthy! The Mingus Big band, with Ronnie Cuber on the Sax.

This is the most chaotic good thing I’ve ever seen

Holy shit

Suor Angelica set in a Magdalene laundry gut punch topped only by the casting of an Irish soprano for the lead

I was today years old when i found out that i was allowed time off to vote. Something no boss has ever told me.

Reblogging now but I'm also scheduling this to post again at the end of October, when folks may need a reminder that they may have right to time off work to vote.

Make sure you schedule that time in advance- don’t wait til Election Day to be like oh i completely forgot i need to vote. Your coworkers will thank you.

Remember to check your registration often! They're increasing their efforts to cheat and disenfranchise.

"It's a fair election" they say, while making sure hundreds of thousands of people can't vote.

IF YOU ARE AN OKLAHOMA RESIDENT CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION STATUS!

RE-REGISTER, AND CHECK THE DEADLINES FOR ABSENTEE BALLOTS IF YOU ALREADY KNOW YOU WON'T BE IN TOWN ON ELECTION DAY!

HELP FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO RE-/REGISTER AS WELL, IF NEED BE

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