Here mortimer teaches goofy how to get a girl but he fails
- Anastasia and drizella but ends up scratched by lucifer
- Madame min but I ended up burned
- Laverne but ended up spit on by Victor and Hugo
- Queen of Hearts [although she is married] ended up beaten by her flamingo
Ends up falling into the. Table where Goofy was sitting with a lion also disappointing Goofy.