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Retro Review: 'Devil Story'

The shores of France are renowned for their beauty and heritage. One would can see why there are those who would shudder the thought of transforming such a place into a film set, much less for a Z-grade horror film. But in 1986, director Bernard Launois told those people to shove it as he was bound and determined to bring his grand horrific vision to life right there. Being, to this day, the only…

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Retro Review: 'Death Bed: The Bed That Eats'

There are some movies which the title alone sells it, and this 1977 horror film is definitely one of those. Death Bed: The Bed That Eatsis an incredibly surreal experimental flick from writer/director/producer George Barry. In a crumbling remains of an estate lies a bed which was used by a demon and a human to consummate their relationship, needless to say this left the bed cursed. Every ten…
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Retro Review: 'Mysterious Island'

Producer Charles H. Schneer signed a lucrative deal in the late 50’s to produce a series of movies for the famed studio. One such film was a 1961 adaptation of the Jules Verne novel Mysterious Island. A science fiction/adventure film which is nothing short of an entertaining blast.
While escaping a POW prison during the Civil War; three Union soldier led by Captain Harding and a wartime…
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Retro Review: 'The Giant Gila Monster'

If a massive reptile from the prehistoric era lived in the area around your hometown one would think somebody would notice after a while. Even if they do not see it, one would think the townspeople would notice the giant footprints in the forest or plants/animals going missing as it searches for food. But in 1959, the cinematic citizens of a small rural town were oblivious to all the signs until…
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Retro Review: The Robot vs the Aztec Mummy

During the 50’s and 60’s Mexico’s film industry became responsible for some of the strangest, craziest, and downright most fun horror films in the world. Movies like; El Vampiro, the Witch’s Mirror, and the Braniac, all hold a special place in the hearts of B-movie fans. But there is one in particular which has garnered a lot of attention over the years due to just how far it takes the audience…
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Great Cryptozoology Hoaxes

When it comes to the field of cryptozoology the fact the researchers are looking at animals who may or may not exist it opens the field for those not that interested in the actual science to sneak in. Whether for laughs or profits they have found a way to create convincing hoaxes which calls into question the entire field. Here are some of the more infamous cryptozoological hoaxes.
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Cryptozoology and the Law

When discussing cryptozoological animals in a group, the idea inevitably comes up of shooting such a creature and claiming a reward. To some this may sound like a doable idea, however many regions throughout the world have a fondness for their mysterious creatures. This has led to many cases where they have gotten governments involved to make sure their local cryptids are legally protected.
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Greatest Women of Horror

We are in February which is known to many movie fans as Women in Horror Month. This is the month we pay tribute to the women who have have terrified us and given nightmares to horror fans. Often times they do not receive the credit they deserve for as big of an impact as they have had on the genre, so join me in lifting a goblet (probably made from a skull) in saluting the greatest women in…
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Retro Review: 'Razorback'

To outsiders, the Australian Outback in a wild and mysterious land; filled with beauty and danger in equal measure. It is in this region of the world, that director Russell Mulcahy decided to set his 1984 Ozploitation horror flick Razorback. Supposedly inspired by the death of Azaria Chamberlain in 1980, this creature feature is developing quite the cult following, thanks not only to its strange…
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Retro Review: 'Robot Monster'

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Those who believe that 3D was a recent development utilized by theaters I have some news which may shake your beliefs to their very core…..or just kind of surprise you. During the 1950’s Hollywood began using the 3D gimmick especially on science fiction flicks like the Creature from the Black Lagoon. This was done, because this genre would benefit from the third dimension; but also because the…
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Retro Review: 'Image of the Beast'

Last year around Easter time, I reviewed a cult classic Christian scare film in the form of If Footmen Tire You What Will Horses Do?. Many readers seemed to enjoy it, so I thought I would follow it up with a Retro Review of another flick from this strange genre 1981’s, Image of the Beast. As with If Footmen Tire You?If Footmen Tire You?, this is in no way intended to be offensive or demeaning to…
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Cryptids in the Water

In the field of cryptozoology many of the most intriguing subjects are the mysterious animals who could be living in our lakes and rivers. Around the world people have been seeing bizarre creatures in the waters. Here are a few of the most popular cryptids in the water. Loch Ness Monster: The Loch Ness Monster, or Nessie as his friends call him, is hands down the most famous of the mysterious…
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5 Creepy Unsolved Mysteries Part 28

Before we wrap up the year of 2017 I decided to once again look at some of the creepiest mysteries in our world. Submitted for your approval are tales of; a dream home gone awry, a missing person with and a Youtuber who may hold the answers, and diplomat who got away with murder. Once again if you wish to browse through the archives of wish. PART 1  PART 5  PART 9  PART 13  PART 17  PART 21  PART…
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Best Moments of ‘Stranger Things 2’

Like so many others, I assume if you are reading this now you spent your Halloween season turning on your Netflixaccount to watch the long awaited second season of their hit series Stranger Things. Set in the 1980’s this series about a group of friends, and those in their lives, being thrust into the machinations of a secret government conspiracy has fans hooked. With its sharp pop culture…
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Coolest Monsters of Cold War Sc-Fi Flicks

Following World War II we entered into a new age as nuclear power and radiation had been introduced to the world. The United States and Russia were the two superpowers left on the planet and the threat of them blowing everything to radioactive cinders was a real fear. Those who made science fiction films during this era, did what sci-fi creators tend to do and used their art to talk about where…
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Less Famous Cryptids

In the study of cryptozoology there are creatures who have become familiar to people to world over; Sasquatch, the Jersey Devil, chupacabra, and the Loch Ness Monster have become staples of pop culture whether they exist or not. But there are many cryptids who are just as fascinating who have not reached that level of fame. In honor of them here is my list of some of cryptozoology’s overlooked…
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5 Creepy Unsolved Mysteries Part 26

It is summertime and the sun is shining. But when it comes to our series of creepy unsolved mysteries this just means the shadows are even darker. Submitted for your approval is the newest installment of Five Creepy Unsolved Mysteries. Once again if you missed a chapter or feel like rereading some of your old favorites, feel free to do so below. PART 1   PART 6   PART 11   PART 16   PART 21 PART…
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