I got stuck babysitting a kid somehow related to my sister’s friend when we went to pick my sister up from her friend’s house (because I am a Woman and therefore I clearly must want to watch these strangers’ child -.-) and at one point she said “I bet you have a booooyfriend and you like to kiiiiss him” and I absently replied “nope, I like girls” and then panicked because what if I shouldn’t have said that to a stranger’s child but she immediately without hesitation said “you have a giiiiirlfriend and you like to kiiiiiss her” and honestly I almost cried the world is good sometimes

Researching the price and length of flights so the scenarios I make up in my head are accurate. Like. Wouldn't want my DAYDREAMS to have any factual inaccuracies now would we

Sometimes my ex contacts me to tell me she misses me but other times she posts on social media about how everyone she's ever dated (including me, and sometimes specifically about just me) is an awful horrible person so like. Why would I want to reconnect with you exactly?

The two things I hate seeing most in negative reviews on video games is people who don't like the genre (because then why were you playing it in the first place??) and people who think anything with even a single gay character is "political". Makes me want to leave reviews on games like CoD that say things like "this is a war FPS and I personally don't like those. Also, a straight white protagonist? Keep your political agenda out of video games, ugh"

I have trouble getting into VN/otome style games where the protagonist dosen't also have issues. You want me to relate to the perspective of someone who's mentally healthy and stable and knows how to be in a healthy relationship? How am I supposed to relate to that??

Mystic Messenger is my comfort fandom and Saeran is my biggest comfort character and has been for like 5 years but a semi popular tumblrer in the fandom is someone I used to know IRL and seeing them everywhere makes me miserable and brings up all kinds of bad memories so now I can't even enjoy or participate in the fandom which sucks because I don't have any friends IRL so online fandom is like my only form of social interactions and I'm just miserable and need to vent

I wish I'd met my ex like several years later, because like. She's cool now? She's nonbinary and an out and proud lesbian? Why did I have to date her when she was a closeted, pretty centrist mormon and super homophobic about it?

Me: Why am I so miserable and tired lately?

Me after drinking a glass of water and eating one (1) cookie and immediately feeling better: Ah. Right.