Cowboys kissing. you agree. reblog

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We used paper cutouts glued to toothpicks and stabbed into erasers, but I like this idea better.

For a college game, I used an entire box of candy canes as a size colossal monstrous zombie grasshopper, and then when it died I ripped the box open and used the candy canes as size large monstrous parasitic horsehair worms erupting from its corpse. Nobody actually wanted to eat them after that so I took them home and ground them into a powder with a pestle, intending to add it to my hot cocoas. But I didn’t wash the pestle very well last time after using it to crush garlic and chilis, so I accidentally made chili-garlic-mint powder and then I tried serving that cocoa at a later D&D sesh, and we were all baffled at why it tasted so horrible until I was like oh my god it’s the ground up zombie ass worms. I contaminated them with garlic and chilis. And the group was like YOU GROUND UP THE ZOMBIE ASS WORMS AND FED THEM TO US which seemed like a lot of fuss over what would have otherwise been free and delicious cocoa. Then after that before taking any snacks they’d ask did you perchance put any zombie ass chili-garlic worm powder in this?, and then refuse to eat until I said None.

Which they thought was very funny, even if I was slightly less amused, but I bided my time until they got tired of the joke and stopped specifically asking. Then I poured all the remaining zombie ass chili-garlic worm powder into a bag of party mix. The first guy to take a bite spluttered, and I laughed, and everyone said WHAT DID BABS DO, and I said THE WOOOORMS… YOU FORGOT TO ASK… OHMYGOD… and then I laughed so hard I actually cried. Derailed the start time almost an hour.

Oh that was a wonderful day.

A good, a neutral, and an evil DM. In this order.

Kamala Harris’ stepdaughter dresses like she went to art school for 2.5 years and then took a “gap year” in San Francisco working as a vegan cheese monger before getting a six figure job as a “positivity coordinator” at a start up that makes wi-fi enabled pillow cases

Tfw you are at taco bell and you grab the wrong size lid for your drink and you dont want to throw it away bc that's wasteful and just adds more plastic into the worlds landfills but you can't put it back bc you dont want to spread germs and how would you feel if someone did that to you plus no one is vaccinated any more so who knows you might end up killing some small child, but throwing the lid away is basically on par with killing thousands as you do nothing to fight global warming, I mean what are you doing in taco bell anyways? Dont you care about the environment? Dont you care about your own health? You should be drinking water from a glass that was washed with earth friendly soap. Why can't our government get anything right ever? It's all money and power! Corrupt money and power! Money should be abolished. We should have global communism! Would that mean no more taco bell tho?

Is this what overthinking is like?

Seeing as how I spent the rest of the day with a taco bell lid in my hoodie pocket, I think I can answer, "yes"

Last week when I picked up my meds I forgot to tell the lady to have a lovely day then when I left I was like what if she has a bad day and it's my fault like if someone dies or even something small like her microwave macc n chee was hot outside but frozen inside or she had a scratch on her back that she couldn't reach it would be my fault and she would remember that one customer who didn't say have a nice day and then it would be my fault anyway I went back and made an ass of myself telling her to have a lovely day

Hot damn

Tumblr: the stream of consciousness of a few thousand amateur ethics & moral philosophy professors.

This is why I had a panic attack after leaving a coffee shop cause I thought what if I actually didn’t pay for my coffee, even tho I know I did and I have a specific memory of paying for it but what if I just made it up in my head and if I leave I will be stealing and they will catch me and I will be banned for life but I know I paid for my coffee but what if I didn’t but if I go back and stuff and I did pay for that it would be weird and they would think I’m a freak so I’m just gonna keep walking. Now I finished my coffee and I want to throw it away so I do but then what if I put it in the recycling I didn’t but what if that was a special trashcan and I wasn’t supposed to throw trash in there and everyone is judging me and thinks I am stupid and mean. l i f e.

i love 90s television all these high quality fabrics got me so turned on i almost passed out

Berlinde de Bruyckere

antoni & alison fall 2003 feature in so-en oct 2003, photos by kazuna iida

did this morherfucker just make apples out of apples??

Yes. Yes he did.

At this point, he needs to just build the Witch's House from Hansel and Gretel. I feel like he's building to that lmao

One thing I appreciate about Chocolate Guy is that he always takes care to make his creations actual desserts that presumably taste good. A lot of these food artists go for appearance and appearance only; I have seen so many "cakes" that are essentially just a gross fondant sculpture with some sponge in the middle. A lazy artise would just mould solid chocolate apples here, but this guy always puts fun layers in stuff and makes sure they're actually edible.

not putting my face on this site in case the fae try to steal it but I am proud of this beadwork

i kinda feel bad for oedipus b/c everyone assumes he chose to fuck his mom when in fact he went out of his way to avoid it. he left his hometown and distanced himself from his parents because he was afraid he would somehow get tricked into fucking his mom. everything could have been avoided if his adopted parents told him he was adopted.

someone: oedipus was fucked up like who fucks their own mother??? fucking weirdo.

me: it’s not his fault! he didn’t know!

also the point of the myth is supposed to show how despite your best efforts no mortal can thwart fate but also? what the fuck? the whole thing was an oracle telling laius that his son was going to murder him and fuck his wife. that shit came out of nowhere. he didn’t offend the gods or anything. they just decided for no reason other than the world is fucked up sometimes.

i have been informed that oedipus’ dad, laius, did in fact bring a curse upon himself for kidnapping and raping king pelop’s son chrysippus.

i stand by my stance that it’s still ridiculous to punish oedipus and jocasta for laius’s crimes. also why would the godss curse oedipus for fucking his mom when they tricked him into doing it in the first place? fucked up.

You’re assuming the gods are ruled by logic and not by zeus nudging poseidon and saying “hey you know what would be so fucking funny”

This is so accurate

did u guys ever watch the BBC drama “Atlantis” where the main character is a modern guy who accidentally travels back in time to Ancient Greece

and tbh it’s full of him having moments where he realises this is a myth

like this woman comes to him and asks for help because her husband is trying to kill her baby so he helps her smuggle the baby out of the city to be taken in by another family and the other family ask the baby’s name and she says “Oedipus” and the guy is like

oh fuck

and then he meets a girl called Medusa and the whole time is just like shit shit shit then she goes missing and they track her to a cave and he is like “guys this is gonna sound weird but does anyone have a mirror”

BEST MOMENT  is he meets a guy who says “Hi I’m Pythagoras” and he blurts out “THE TRIANGLE GUY” and Pythagoras is just HEART EYES like “YES I LOVE TRIANGLES HOW DID YOU KNOW”

oh my fuck another person who has seen that fucking show

three men and a baby tragedy episode. Insane.

“I need a break from fighting with myself”. 2024 by Max Arnautov

peace and love on my dash this afternoon

the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe

kabosu’s owner pulling up outside the Department of Government Efficiency offices like