This is what I’ve been doing for the past few days

An upgrade of those Borosai cookies

Also I made the cutters myself cuz there weren’t any Boros and Saitama shaped ones for some reason

YALL I WAS REWATCHING OPM SEASON 2 AND I FORGOT TO GO BATSHIT ABOUT THIS BEFORE, BUT WHY DID SAITAMA LET HIS HAND LINGER ON GENOS' FACE LIKE THAT???

I CANT SHOW THE CLIP, BUT IT'S LITERALLY SECONDS INTO THE FIRST EPISODE SO PLEASE LOOK AT IT FOR CONTEXT IF YOU CAN

BUT OMFG THAT WAS THE GAYEST LINGERING TOUCH BETWEEN THEM. EVER. THAT'S THE TYPE OF LINGERING TOUCH THAT WAS UNNECESSARY TO BEGIN WITH, AND THE EXTENDED AMOUNT OF CONTACT WAS EVEN MORE SO. THAT WAS THE TYPE OF TOUCH A HOT FUCKBOI OR SMTH DOES TO TURN YOU ON. THAT WAS THE TYPE OF LINGERING TOUCH THAT BEGS LIKE A BITCH FOR ATTENTION WHEN THE PERSON IS TOO BUSY TALKING OR LOOKING TO GET A PROPER HINT ACROSS. THAT WAS A "Shut up and pay attention to me" TYPE OF LINGERING TOUCH.

HE EVEN DID THE FINGER DRAG. THE SLUTTY FINGER DRAG. HE TOUCHED GENOS' FACE AND DRAGGED/TRACED HIS FINGERS ACROSS IT. WHAT IS THIS

Oh my God Saitama actually did. xd

Just casually put his hand on Genos' lips to silence him and slowly dragging it across sensually.

You bet he copped just a bit of a feel along the way. Like he had to forcibly pull his hand away when he didn't want to and so the touch lingered for a tad longer than necessary.

It is because Genos being catty about popularity is like a red rag to a bull, irresistibly provocative. It just denotes how he's wickedly smart and how self-assured he's about his looks. Oh and cunning too, to make such a play to get back at him when Saitama teased him.

Cunning linguist. Ahem.

They were basically flirting.

Confident, attractive, self-assured and wickedly smart, amazing, powerful and hyper intelligent and persistent guy comes to your house and asks to be your disciple and even dresses up in his best outfit just for you?

It's no wonder Saitama was already hanging around in his pyjama bottoms on day 5. Saitama stood no chance in hell.

Genos trying to be sexy and doing every tactic in the book to get into Saitama's favour actually worked out, but Saitama is not consciously aware of it yet.

Punainen vaate härälle.

"Punainen" means red, "vaate" means clothes or clothing and "härälle" means to bull(y).

Genos has Saitama pretty much whipped lol. And Saitama would do anything for Genos.

Including baring his sensual side to Genos which Genos has been oh so helpfully patching up because Saitama wounded himself quite a lot when he got this strong.

He's just a bit shy, give him time lol. There will be a time where Genos can enjoy the fruit of his labours, because he cared so much to get to actually KNOW Saitama.

I don't make the rules but Saigenos is gonna be lit. Slowest of slow fucking burns because ONE is a troll but also a realist. The candle is lit though.

Saitama is just kind of Disaster level: Gay. Cuz he's such a Gay disaster.

(Do ya think Saitama buys Genos shampoo because it would make his hair softer and smell nice, despite Genos not even needing shampoo for his synthetic hair? Ara ara Saitama...you totally want to drag your fingers through his blonde locks don't'cha?)

I only need one fist.

homophobic fanboys:

Forrest's Expert Chapter Reviews (166): The Super-Duper Crying in the Bathtub Special Edition!!

Murata released a chapter today. People died.

(BTW there are webcomic spoilers in here so read at your own risk. Thanks! Please enjoy. You're required to by law.)

Hey dawg what the fuck haha

Okay sure, the adults can get a billion tumors in ten minutes and fall over and die but when it happens to the kids??? I dont like that!! I mean this in an affectionate "you broke my heart" sort of way, by the by. I like that the fandom-appointed dads were the first to drop down and help. I like that Zombieman canonically has stubby fucking hands. I like that we get this interaction between him and Isamu. It was painful to look at but I don't hate that it happened. Yep.

I'm gonna be real honest and admit my media illiteracy here, I thought the reason Saitama had a nosebleed in the last chapter was because Garou clocked his shit, and the reason Badd got his nosebleed was that, through a series of complex equations and reaches, Batarou is canon. However, none of those are true, and turns out they're all just getting super-duper radiation poisoning and I'm not sure Saitama's 3 years of working out made him immune to cancer but we'll see about that.

Side note: Badd is one of the only ones who felt the effects of the radiation before everyone else did. Badd also has "dynamic vision" and superb reflexes. You know that scene in Infinity War where, after the snap, Peter Parker can feel it long before he actually disappears due to his spider-sense? Where am I going with this.

Badd has spider sense babeyyy kachow !

Side side note: You know who else felt the effects of the radiation before Saitama and Badd? That's right baby!

"I can feel it in my skin" dawg that's the cancer LMAOOO

Side side side note: Now that we're on the topic of Zombieman (again), it makes sense that he's not immune to the radiation because it's probably killing his cells faster than he can regenerate. That, and he's fucking exhausted at this point. Still though... I'll bet he was the last one standing as all his coworkers collapsed around him. Reminds me of after-work parties at Applebee's haha kachow

Also, I thought he'd bring the Justice League but I guess they've got better fucking shit to do??? Than fight GOD??? LITERAL GOD?? Okay.

Also Bang telling God to give Garou back haha this is not a tear falling down my cheek it's just... spinal fluid...

So, Garou is definitely not being 100% controlled by God but he is being influenced in some capacity, so I can see this kinda growing into an intense fear/trauma of being manipulated/controlled in post-arc Garou. Especially during the neo-heroes arc when Suiryu attempts to capture him.

When Garou sobers after being beaten by Saitama and he sees what he’s done, it’s a mixed bag of emotions. We know he isolates himself post-arc--he already is in the manga with Tareo because he thinks the closer he gets to those he cares for, the more he’ll hurt them. With that being said, will he self-isolate in the manga because he becomes scared of himself? With all his introspection and meditating under waterfalls, will he come to think that all he does is hurt those he cares about? Will he think he doesn’t deserve to love anyone? Find out next time on Forrest Learns How to Read!

I love the idea of Garou spiraling into a self-loathing cocoon because seeing him in pain brings me joy and--yes, he's one of my favorite characters. Why do you ask?

um. anyways.

I'm on my knees praying for christ to strike me down right now.

Ok I'm done with this bit lmao I kinda wanted to build comedic suspense but I can't commit. I'm gonna write an essay on Genos' "death" now.

Really hard to believe he's actually dead and that's ONE's damn fault for faking us out at least twice before (Mumen Rider, Tanktop Master) so I'm not really feeling the suspense to this. ("durrrr but there's not gonna be suspense!! tHat'S wHaT sAiTaMA is FOr!!!" you Redditors are fucking dorks and I hate you.)

BUT. I could be wrong and if I am, feel free to send a dark web hitman my way and strike me down for good!

Regardless, if (when) Genos comes back, he's not gonna be the same. He shouldn't be the same because then what the fuck was all that for?? Anywho, I'm kinda feeling an amnesia storyline? Is he even going to remember this? Is he even going to--gasp--remember Saitama?

Half his fucking brain is gone. As far as we know, having his entire conscience saved to the cloud requires at LEAST 20$ of iCloud per month and we know Kuseno's cheap ass ain't gonna pay for that so, what's he gonna do? Make do, baby!

ONE loves his opposites, loves his narrative foils. Genos has been wanting to get closer to Saitama the entire manga and if the tables turn to Saitama wanting to get closer to Genos during his recovery, out of guilt, maybe, then I think that'll be really interesting. Genos and Garou have been mirroring each other in a lot of ways; I think they're going to have a similar "finding oneself" post-arc.

Either that or Genos is going to be like every upper-middle-class white guy's mystery Mercedes: perpetually "in the shop" until the end of time, dead but dreaming.

So, aside from that: Garou purposefully ripped Genos' heart out because he knew it would make Saitama get serious. Saitama then holds Genos' heart in one hand and beats Garou with the other........... Saigenos Fans please spare Batarou Nation some crumbs PLEASE we haven't eaten for WEEKS (good for you though).

I should've never learned how to fucking read.