my cauldron is leakinggggg fuckkkk
This is so me when my cauldron is leaking lol
no same omg
i receive every thing you give up for lent
powerful geomancer
Boil up some mountain dew. It’s gonna be a long night.
You could have said anything else
Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, baja blast to fuel my trouble
People really out there being named ‘Merlin’ like god damn please dont cast lightning bolt on my dick
PHALLUS ELECTRUS
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me: i’m not sure about this outfit friend: you look fine let’s just go!! me:
friend was right cuz that fit shreds
wizardjpeg post-divorce tour of ITALY
the walmart pa system announces a hex on me and i levitate in the middle of the frozen food aisle
What ever happened to the clowns
they got too funny and accidentally rediscovered catholocism. they have been building neo vatican city on the salt flats around my tower for months
oooohh.. two pigs
BOG HOGS
Witches in modern situations: cool and cute
Wizards in modern situations: the funniest shit I have ever seen
Exhibit B: This shit right here
Thats because the witches you’re using as an example are young and cute and you’re a coward for leaving out disgusting hags from the modern age