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good morning to terrible tudors, gorgeous georgians, slimy stuarts, vile victorians, woeful wars, ferocious fights, dingy castles, daring knights, horrors that defy description, cut-throat celts, awful egyptians, vicious vikings, cruel crimes, punishments from ancient times, romans, rotten, rank and ruthless, cavemen, savage, fearsome, toothless, groovy greeks, brainy sages, mean and measly middle ages, gory stories, we do that, and most of all, your host, a talking rat
