I never again want to hear anything Ryan Condal and co. doing a good job at adapting a finished story or that I am just crying because I picked a side.
They literally turned it into bullet points list which they cherry pick what goes in and what gets replaced by whatever rampant, rancid thought goes through their heads.
This is actually hilarious because of all the actual propaganda against Daemon and Rhaenyra, they actually changed the one that wasn't propaganda?
I never imagined that B&C wasn't done by Daemon. Of course it was. It was revenge because his son was killed. And you know, it was bad but understandable, because his son was killed.
You know what Daemon didn't do? Killing Rhea Royce. 🤦
Remember when he said for season one how he found it suspish that she died as a result of a hunting accident? While Daemon was a continent away?🤣🤣
But this is propaganda lmao
Oh, my god, don't remind me the cringe I felt about that word salad he said. He actually said that it was suspicious that the paragraph said that Rhea had crushed her skull with a rock. Despite the fact she 1) survived 9 dies and 2) lives in THE VALE.
Also, there is an entire paragraph describing the trajectory of the damn letter that was sent to tell Daemon she had died. Like, it's there, in the page. In the same paragraph. That's the moment I gave up the show because it's clear that Condal has severe problems to understand simple text.
I do want to know where he read in the book that Hugh Hammer was not a human waste of space psycho traitor but a devoted husband and father who wanted money for his sick daughter.
Fire and Blood: The Green Edition
😂 Except not even the Greens liked that guy.
Next on House Of Condal and Co:
Ulf the White is actually a woman who is just misunderstood. Someone wronged her. Probably Daemon because everything wrong that happens in this world is because of that mf. Ulf and Hugh fall in love and everyone starts calling them Jae/Aly come again with their paired dragons. What happened to Hugh's wife and ailing daughter, you ask? Well we kind of forgot.
Fem!Ulf and Hugh kick the Blacks and the Greens out of the Red Keep and Dragonstone and take over the Iron Throne. Both parties are homeless, dragonless and penniless now. Rhaenyra and Alicent cry on each other's shoulders. Cole and Aemond want to know where Daemon is so that they may cry on his shoulders. But Daemon's already fucked off to Essos because he couldn't put up with this stupidity anymore.
The Blacks and the Greens, because Otto's turned them away too, make their way to Essos to ask Daemon for help because apparently news comes that he has become a big shot.
Daemon: