He's SO WEIRD
"I AM JUST DOWN HERE DOING SOME PULL-UPS AND WAS DEFINITELY NOT THINKING ABOUT COMMITTING ANY CRIMES LIKE CRAWLING UNDER MY CAGE AND TRYING TO CHEW MY WAY INTO THE BIN WHERE YOU KEEP THE FOOD"
I got a new laptop and Beatrix REALLY wants to chew on the power cord. When I wouldn't let her, she consoled herself by chewing on the tag of the napkin I used to cover the keyboard (which she also wants to chew on)
Just hanging out with my totally normal bird who is definitely not trying to cram himself behind my ear
Apparently the song "Thunderstruck" makes Beatrix do the bath dance despite the fact that there is no actual rain (This version of the song is a cover by Man With A Mission)
Spencer what in the world
Sometimes Spencer likes to have his nostrils rubbed while he tells me I'm a good boy
"HERE HOLD ME UP WHILE I GRABBLE MY OWN FACE"
Spencer why are you such a gremlin
Why are you licking my hand, you weirdo
Phineas why are you like this
(He spends so much time clinging to cages, whether he’s inside or outside, and he’s always been like this and I don’t understand why he doesn’t just perch like a NORMAL BIRD)
THIS is the face of a BAD Giant Babyman who has been KICKING ALL THE FOOD out of the budgies’ food dishes and then KNOCKING THE DISHES ON THE FLOOR and who CLEARLY has NO REGRETS about his UNRULY BEHAVIOR
She doesn’t really like apples, but she INSISTS on tasting it every so often JUST IN CASE it has turned into something she likes better
He couldn’t decide if he wanted to wrestle or snuggle so he tried to do both at once
Phin often uses the slinky to scratch his head and it is so cute and ridiculous