Oleg yelling in his native tongue tho.
I’m sorry, I really hate this extreme accent Katya has. I can’t get over it.
“You say that because of your history.”
Oh fuck you Ingrid, you sack of shit. Is this the episode of sacks of shit?
“What are you wearing?” Bahahah, Hvitserk, my boy.
Ubbe you complete dumbass.
“Doesn’t that mean she will die?”
The sheer panic that slit against Torvi’s face-- I swear, fuck you Ubbe.
Is everyone a fucking demigod here?
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Goddamn Bjorn is the biggest slut this series has ever had. And also, I don’t think he has ANY qualities to be a king. Ragnar has charisma and Ivar seemed to have a good mind for politics. Bjorn just has his might and a dick so long all the hoes want it.
If anything, Gunnhild feels like the one who is ruling. What this season has shown me is just how big a damn baby Bjorn is, when I expected him to be a lot more than what he is.
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Ooh yes!!! This Bjorn thing is ridiculous... When Lagertha killed Aslaug (WITHOUT ANY REASON) he was like: shake it of brothers!!! But now when Hvitserk killed Lagertha (at her own wish!!!), he is like: how dare you I can never forgive you!🤢🤢🤢
He’s a grown ass man with a host of women issues. It kind of goes to show that he can’t really love someone as he can’t forgive Hvitserk-- even baring in mind that this is what the gods wanted. He’s always been strong in his faith, so I’m not sure why this is suddenly such a huge issue. He should be able to accept the seer’s words as prophetic through the valkyrie’s wishes to bring her home before she dies like an old lady but noooo...
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I haven’t been watching the current season (since I don’t have access to them all lol) but how’s our girl Gunnhild doing?
She’s uhhh, good. She got knocked up by Bjorn, Bjorn slept around once (although I’m not sure if Gunnhild gave him permission), she fought alongside Lagertha, respected her wishes to stay back because she was pregnant until Lagertha’s death. Apparently Gunnhild really respects her and saw her as a figure to look up to. That’s where we are now.
I wanted this epic death for Lagertha, and I’m happy a son of Ragnar killed her, but I feel as if I just saw Hvitserk kill a dying dog and somehow... its sort of gratifying. But I’m also sad.
BUT WHAT THE SHIT
I WANTED SOME SEXY/CUTE CUTSCENES OF RAGNAR X LAGERTHA HIRST WHY
Hmm, will we have two major funerals this season (6A)?
@inforapound Here you are!
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Syyy, did you saw the preview for the next episode with Oleg dicking Katya (🤮🤮🤢) while Ivar is in front of them?? Dammmn, that's a Daddy™️ 🥵🥵🤤🤤💦💦💦
I saw it! It annoyed me. I was more interested to see Harald being crowned as king so briefly, if I’m being honest. I hope he won’t be an ass.
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…I have the sinking suspicion I’m about to drop Harald like a lead weight. You better not Harald. You better NOT.
Mmm... if that’s actually true... Harald you are the lowest sack of shit I’ve seen.
But realistically I assume Kjetill is working for that other unmemorable king to turn Bjorn against Harald so he can get a good hit on Bjorn while he’s not trusting Harald.
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I'm confused, I just watched the latest episode of Vikings and I don't recognize the girl that follows Hvitserk around. Do you know? -E
Man, I always get this name fucked up. It’s Amma, I believe. She was in 5B protecting Magnus.
I think Amma will be Hvits new girl eventually.
If she don’t die first. I hope not.