Ragnar’s NSFW Alphabet
❛ Author’s Notes | As requested, NSFW alphabet with King Ragnar. Warnings include a mention of drug use. Some gifs not mine but could not find the source as I’ve saved them. I’ll gladly give you credit. Gif heavy.
Ragnar reclines in his bed; pleased but also silent. He opens one eye to see if you’re still watching him.
Ragnar can be considered the lazy lover. After he knows that he’s done a good job, he tends to daze off. Not exactly asleep, no, not by far. But his mind begins to wander while he watches you cool down.
“Ass.” Ragnar doesn’t skip a beat in responding after you pose your question.
Ragnar isn’t really hard to please. Thick, muscular, skinny or otherwise, he just really loves a nice ass. Though if he’s being honest, feet and a naughty tongue always seem to get him going as well.
His lip quirks. “Off my fingers. On your ass. Inside... of you. Hypothetically.” He motions his fingers towards you, setting down his cup.
Ragnar is inventive with his uses for cum. As a sort of alpha male himself, obviously he’d love more cum going in to breed. In more recreational sex though, he can’t deny that he really just loves cumming on your face.
“Can you keep a secret?” Ragnar digs into his pocket, retrieving a small green sachet. He retrieves a small bundle out, daring you to try it too. “It’s an escape.”
Only his eldest son and Aslaug know that Ragnar really does like to escape his reality. Being the man that was rumored to be a god-- its nice to get a little lost sometimes.
“Well, I am a Daddy.” He sets his hands upon his thighs, looking side to side. “Isn’t that what you call me?”
He didn’t get to be a daddy by not trying things out.
“Come.” He stretches his hand out to you, welcoming you to climb onto his lap. “I like my lovers on top.”
“Is that... a kink?” He arches his eyebrows up, fully expecting that you’ll answer him. He’s run into weirder things in his day.
Serious. But he’s known to make a range of facial expressions when something throws you off. Sometimes-- that’s good and sometimes-- that’s bad. It’s all on you to figure it out.
“It’s up kept.” Ragnar quirks a smile yet again, looking down his body. His gaze lingers down upon his thighs for a second before he spares you a curious glance. You’re always welcome to come find out.
Ragnar is reasonably well kept. He’s not one to be bald, of course, but he’s also not bushy. After all, the Saxon women seem to admire a well kept man as much as Norse women. He has a reputation to uphold-- he is, after all, Ragnar Lothbrok.
Ragnar has had his fair share of intimate moments. Rough and hard with Lagertha and Aslaug and intimate with them as well. He’s not exactly squeamish to changing up his speed nor does he really think he should be bound to one at a time.
Ragnar raises his eyebrows at you. Him? Masturbate? It’s been so long. “Well.” He says. “It’s better if I just show you.”
Ragnar doesn’t often need to masturbate. But when he does, it’s when he’s raiding. Despite Aslaug’s skepticism, he won’t just sleep with anything. Sometimes its better to let his hand do the work then get involved with some clingy shit he won’t enjoy.
“Let us see.” Now that you’re talking about kinks with him, he sits up in his excitement. “Pretty young things, multiples, feet, bondage, knife play and oh... sex with a sinister smile.”
Ragnar has a lot of kinks. He’s someone that constantly has to be engaged in something new. One tone vanilla sex isn’t for him. He enjoys spreading his wings a little bit-- even teasing others with what he has though be it lowkey.
“Ecbert’s bath.” Point and blank. He watches you squirm.
The way he speaks out of personal experience, you have to wonder what he might mean by that. Had he done it before? By the glitter in his eyes, you know the answer is yes. You just wonder with who.
He really doesn’t-- but what teases him the most is thin, clingy fabric hugging your body. Naked is one thing, bondage is another. Sheer and tight things are definitely his favourites and have him up and ready to go.
"Piss.” He cringes. “Let’s not do that again.”
If there’s one thing that he doesn’t exactly enjoy, its being pinned down and pissed on. He likes his women on top. Just... not like that. Though if you’re really into that-- maybe you could try to get him into it too.
“Both would be good to me.”
He’s not opposed to giving oral, in fact, he enjoys it. He enjoys gliding his lips up and down your sex, drawing his tongue in small circles as he gladly-- but slowly glides his fingers inside of you. But as a man, there’s little as exciting as having his lover on their knees in front of him within the deep portions of a forest of campground, taking him into your mouth.
“Let’s see where today takes us.” Ragnar shifts.
Ragnar usually lets you set the pace. Chief reason? He’s been beat too many times by Lagertha’s domination. But if you’re too shy to take it, he’s sure to take the lead from you.
“Is that all you’ll offer your king?” Ragnar teases, letting his fingers dance up the side of your arm.
He’s been spoiled on his usual sex with him. If he can skate around getting a quickie into longer sex, he will. He enjoys being actually able to savor your body around his cock, rolling your hips and bringing him deeper and deeper inside of your body. But as a king, his life is full of quickies. He takes whatever sex he can take.
Ragnar’s eyes light up in his excitement. “What kind of risks are we talking about?”
Ragnar has a tendency to get bored in his own life. He has certain loves-- and of them, sex is one. So if he can spice things up; he’ll give it a go. Though, don’t try to sound him with a stick down his dick.
“As long as you keep up, I will too.” Ragnar leans into your face, keeping your gaze in his own.
Ragnar teases that he can last quite a while. But-- that’s if he’s on top. Something about a woman dominating him always makes the rounds shorter and shorter... and shorter. Give him a little and he’ll be right back up for you.
"Yes. Ecbert’s shown me some. Lagertha enjoys them. I use them.”
In his wide travels, he’s learned more than just how to please a woman. He’s also picked up different things. He has a host of them-- some to use on others while some are used on himself. Those are for special occasions.
Ragnar makes a face. His lips twitch and part as he looks away.
Nope, not a tease. He’s a spoiled old man. He doesn’t exactly feel in the mood for your teasing either. Though he’ll indulge you time to time. Don’t be surprised if he overpowers you to get what he wants.
“I rather hear you instead.”
He’s a silent lover. If not speaking his nasty words, he tends to make low groans and small groans. He makes a game out of teasing his brother Rollo with your loudness in place of making noise himself.
“My King.” Your words... they drive him to a dark but delicious place.
Ragnar isn’t one to enjoy being called “my king” by many. Nor does he make people call him their king. However when it is out of your lips-- it just feels right. He’s up in no time flat and you regret those words when you’re sore the next day.
“Go ahead.” He draws his trousers down, he fists himself to hardness and relishes you watching him.
Ragnar is of a good size. Somewhat above average but still proportional to his body. He’s never had a complaint.
"I can go without a few days.” He says. “If I have to.”
A few being just that-- a few. Ragnar has the tendency to get overly excited and feel the need to fill you. If he’s on raid, he can hold out longer with the reasoning that if he misbehaves, you might not give it to him again.
He never could sleep. Perhaps that’s why death always looked so good.
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