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if you truly wanted to remake american psycho for the modern day you would cast a young 20 something hot woman and make it about social media “amazon must buy” influencers and how it’s a shallow, empty, and extremely copy-paste job where you turn yourself into a salesperson for the smallest amount of commission and lose all originality of yourself. bc those girls that go to bed with literal tape over their mouths and after doing a 10 step skincare routine are closer to being patrick bateman than literally any man alive

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While I have you here

Ahmad and his family need your help escaping gaza

Please don't ignore this

These people are in a living hell, if you can afford it please do what you can to help them

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cowboycatss

everyone is already talking about it but i want to say im also terrified about the b stages at these performances. what the fuck are they gonna do there. maybe they'll put rosy ronkey in there and give her a mic -> 🎤🫏

^^^ this is what the b stage is for

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cryptotheism

In a world where being a robot is illegal. And people are racist towards robots. The robots are trying to have a heavyhanded civil rights movement. There's robot super crack that gives robots super powers. All robot racism comes from Senator Racism, who is running for president.

Our protagonists, model minority robot, and nice cop, must work together to ensure that Senator Racism is not elected. And guess what? They are lesbians.

Model Minority Robot is childhood best friends with Terrorist Robot, who is sympathetic but goes too far and is a villain now.

Nice Cop looks up to Older Cop, who is eventually revealed to be Very Racist, or corrupt. There is a scene where Nice Cop says racism is bad and walks away from something dramatically. Nothing fundamentally changes.

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largishcat

I actually don’t mind that “dead dove” has become conversational shorthand for “fics with heavy themes where you REALLY need to pay attention to the warnings”. such is the nature of language. what i do mind is when people tag their actual fics with dead dove and then give no indication of what they’re actually warning about. that is useless. that helps no one. that is completely against the spirit of the meme. i will not be reading that

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bundibird

When the tags say "bdsm" and "dead dove" it means that the bdsm is, like, super duper bdsm.

When the tags say "dead dove" with no other clarifying tags, it's like walking down a hallway and having someone shout "BE ALARMED" and then vanishing into thin air with no further details given. Be alarmed about what.

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i think people overestimate the extent to which beauty is a positive series (a presence of certain sought-after traits) rather than a negative one (an absence of certain punished traits) -- which is to say, beauty is currency in the sense that it is an exemption from punishment for possession of 'marked' characteristics. in this way often it grants privileges by guaranteeing a type of invisibility: protection from possession of a marked body, the ability to exist as more than a body. loss of this ability is the threat that a designation of 'beautiful' comprises.

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nazucos

marisa offers a word of advice

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spuishy

As my uncle always told me "if they don't have a warrant and they give you a knock, don't be a narc" but also don't accept the water or anything from the cops because that's how they get DNA and fingerprints as well

Dont accept the water. It's to get DNA

Dont accept the gum. It's to get DNA

Dont accept the cigarette. It's to get DNA and see if u smoke

Dont say you don't smoke. That could be used as evidence

Dont say you smoke. That could also be used as evidence

Dont say anything. It could be used as evidence

Dont accept anything. It's to get something out of you

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