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me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please
a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself
Chris Evans at the premiere of "Red One" on November 11, 2024 in New York.
Please God , take away Chappell Roan’s pain, double it and give it to mrbeast.
My girlfriend told me she’s slept with guys before me. Were lesbian. What should I do? I donno why but it makes me feel gross
Ohhh fuck man. You gotta break up with her! She deserves better than you
hey this is your captain speaking. can everyone hold on real tight for a sec. i want to try something
oh my god!!!!! look out below!!!!! Hahaha no im kidding. they cant hear us down there
*looking for a midnight snack* *gets flashbanged*
This is literally the plot of a Garfield comic strip
Wholesome anger
Wholesome anger
Wholesome anger
Just lift me up by the legs and use me as a human broom to sweep the fucking footpath. Scrape my face against the pavement until my skin is raw and bleeding and at the end of the day just wring my neck as you would with a mop
Huh???
no protection im rawblogging tonight
Computer, I need a good vibe! Show me “white dad wearing a dashiki”.
Aaaaah it’s so good. He’s having a great time and learning about different cultures.
Red onion shaped like a giant airpod
whatever you say man
Babygirl I don't even think it's an onion
