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isaac. he/him. archaeologist. historian.
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can't believe i have to make this post, but since bigots keep interacting with this blog: TERFs are not welcome here, nor are racists, misogynists, homophobes, anti-Semites, Islamaphobes, or any other people who hold hateful opinions. i know that the ancient Mediterranean and (for the most part) general history have been co-opted to spread hate, but i, as the owner of this blog and a professional archaeologist and historian, actively endeavor to make these fields more accepting and accessible. so fuck off.

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every prehistoric human reconstruction has me thinking “I want to smoke weed with this bitch”

she looks like she would have been an awesome neighbor, like she would have loved menthols and called me baby

“a Cheeto could have killed a Victorian child” but the opposite. Neanderthals would have loved to go to Hardee’s and get a burger with me.

neanderthals would have walked hand in hand with me into hell (buccees opening day)

When I saw this article two years ago and found out Neanderthals were seasoning their food 70,000 years ago, I teared up thinking about how they never got to try things like beef jerky and Doritos.

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Solid gold cup from the Uluburun shipwreck, discovered near the coast of Turkey.  The ship set sail from a Syro-Palestinian port in the Late Bronze Age, 14th century BCE. The ship’s probable destination was a Mycenaean palace in Greece.  

The origins of the objects aboard the ship range geographically from northern Europe to Africa, as far west as Sicily and Sardinia, and as far east as Mesopotamia, indicating Late Bronze Age international trade, and royal gift-giving in the Near East.  

(via Pinterest)

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