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Shout out to u/Real-Exercise5212 and their lovely ball python named Lamia (may she rest in peace)

Baba Milenka's Tales presents

Lamias and why you shouldn't summon them

but here is how you can summon them.

Ok first off, what is a Lamia?

the slavic lamia, not the greek one

Well, they are evil

Very very VERY Evil.

Lamias hate all living things but they really hate humans

They will be destroy crops,

eat chickens and destroy barns and houses

but they stay away from fire

For it reminds them of dragons, their biggest threat

And they are extremely hard to kill, only heros (aka humans+), dragons and gods can kill them

The Lamia has the head of a dog

and a mouth big enough to swallow a person

It has large teeth

four feet ending in long, sharp claws

and a long, twisted tail which ends with a horn.

It has huge eyes

It has wing with which it flies fast and high up

When it flies, it creates great winds

The Lamia lives in tiny caves or holes

they gain more heads, the longer they have lived

[Picture of a Saint on a white horse, facing the right. He is holding a spear and using it to pierce a creature at the feet of the horse. There are arrows pointing from a few tiny pieces of text to the picture.]

St. George

This is not a dragon.

That is a Lamia.

The picture that every fucking Bulgarian seems to have in their house

Please Do Not Summon A Lamia

Here is how to summon a Lamia.

Ingredients that you will need

A knife you are planning on never using again

A living snake

A horn of an ox

With the knife, you must behead the snake in one blow

then you must stuff the head into the horn

and then with the snake in the horn,

you must then stab the head with the knife

this must then be buried for 40 days

Often the Lamia was summoned for war

but the summoner is always the first to die.

A Lamia will not take sides and will kill indiscriminately

Only summon a Lamia if you have nothing else to lose

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