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@holyfunnyhistoryherring

is it not enough to just vibe
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cowoscare

This looks so wholesome but I’m lacking the context needed to identify why-

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imsopopfly

Jewish people don’t celebrate Christmas, to them it’s just another day. So they often would want to go out to eat, but a lot of restaurants here in the US close on Christmas. Chinese restaurants are usually open on Christmas though and they usually have a lot of kosher options, making them one of the prime eating out options. So we started going to Chinese restaurants on Christmas out of convenience and it evolved into a tradition :)

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alexseanchai

[image: tweet by Memes of Judaism: “TRADITION! Tradition. 🥠🥡🥟”. embedded in the tweet is a photo of a handwritten sign with a red border, which reads, “The Chinese Restaurant Association of the United States would like to extend our thanks to The Jewish People. We do not completely understand your dietary customs… But we are proud and grateful that your GOD insist you eat our food on Christmas. Happy Holidays!” the bottom of the sign is decorated with a yin-yang symbol and a Star of David.]

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What gentiles imagine vs. what Jews actually are

Culturally Christian Gentiles: The Judeo-Christian concept of original sin

Jews: Huh?

Culturally Christian Gentiles: The Abrahamic religions’ belief in heaven and hell

Jews: Say what now?

Culturally Christian Gentiles: The Judeo-Christian religions emphasize obedience over asking questions and debating ideas.

Jews: *spit coffee laughing*

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jewishdragon

I’ve seen some people confused about this:

Judiasm has no concept of original sin, we have mitzvah and averah (good deeds and transgressions. You cannot be born with transgressions you must personally commit them, they are actions). No concept of heaven or hell, merely a world to come. “A” singular world to come. We do have a sort of, i guess “purgatory” the maximum time spent there before proceeding to the world to come is 11 months Judaism is founded on fist fighting G-D and debating every aspect of our scriptures (which we have been doing for millennia) 

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hachama

Also! The purgatory concept/world to come are not central to Jewish life in the way that wanting heaven and fearing hell appear to be central to christianity.

Judaism: the purpose of life is to live a good life and perform mitzvot

Christianity: the purpose of life is to go to heaven when you die

Biiiiig difference.

Also, speaking as someone who grew up in an evangelical Christian cult and became a Jew later in life:

I still remember going to my sponsoring rabbi in a panic because I’d gone out to eat and unbeknownst to me, ordered something with pork in it. I was three or four bites in before I identified the taste, which meant I had eaten pork, and that was a sin, and that was Big Trouble especially because I hadn’t fully converted yet so clearly this showed I wasn’t serious and shouldn’t be considered for the beit din. Never mind that I immediately confirmed with the waitress and ordered a vegetarian option instead—I’d Done The Wrong Thing, and that’s just terrible.

My rabbi: well, what did you learn from it?

Me: huh?

My rabbi: you ordered and then discovered you’d ordered something with pork. What did you learn from it?

Me: …..some people put pork in lasagna?

My rabbi: so what did you learn from that?

Me: and….it might not be listed on the menu?

My rabbi: *waits*

Me: I should ask before ordering.

My rabbi: there you go. It’s your lesson for the day.

If the church I grew up in had had similar rules and I’d made a similar mistake, I would have been expected to confess before the entire church and pray fervently for forgiveness. They might have laid hands and anointed me with oil as an offering to beg G-d not to send me to hell for unintentionally eating pork.

Meanwhile over on the Orthodox side of Judaism, you know, the side I occasionally have beef with because I find it too restrictive, I told this story and the worst I got was a scolding for eating in a non-kosher restaurant and ordering food with meat and dairy mixed. When I expressed confusion (meat and dairy?), and said I was only three weeks into study and hadn’t heard anything about meat and dairy, the general consensus was “ohhhhhh. Okay, time for an impromptu class on kashrut.” They could have been nicer about it, but the point remains, even in the strictest corner of Judaism people basically went “G-d is going to be very disappointed in your lack of foresight, now learn something and do better next time.”

One promotes fear. One promotes learning. And you’ll notice my rabbi didn’t just give me an answer, either. He pushed me in that direction, but he wanted me to figure it out on my own. Not just learning, but critical thinking. I wasn’t even expected to ask for forgiveness because if G-d knows everything, then G-d knows it was an innocent mistake, not a willful attempt at falling down on the job.

In Judaism, INTENT MATTERS.

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hachama

Funny thing about this scene:

Jewish fans: TESHUVAH!  THAT’S TESHUVAH!  THEY GOT IT RIGHT!

OT3 fans: HARDISON KNOWS HOW ELIOT WAKES UP IN THE MORNING.

We’re excited about very different things, but good lord are we together in our excitement.

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ryuutchi

Jewish OT3 fans: JEWISH WEDDING JEWISH WEDDING

You.  I like you.

These tags are priceless

I’m really enjoying the image of Eliot getting really into making jewish foods. Like Eliot making challah and rugelach and latkes but also like sephardic foods too because we know he likes cooking.

Parker would collect judaica and is currently planning a heist on the vatican to steal back jewish artifacts.

Good news.

Both is good.

[Image 1: a still from the show Leverage: Redemption. In it Hardison, a black man, talks to Mister Wilson, a white man who isn't facing the camera. The caption reads, “In the Jewish faith, repentance, redemption, is a process.”]

For readability:

“Jewish fans: Teshuvah! That's teshuvah! They got it right!

OT3 fans: Hardison knows how Eliot wakes up in the morning.

Jewish OT3 fans: Jewish wedding, Jewish wedding”

[Image 2: the priceless tags, reading, “I have gone through all three stages. I'm currently at. So I'm not a rabbi but I'm pretty sure there's no legal reason why the three of them couldn't have a ketubah. And I don't know how generalize-able this is because my rabbi is more on the conservative side of reform. But how it works at my temple is, rabbi won't officiate an interfaith wedding unless the goy partner goes through Intro to Judaism (which is the conversion class. They didn't gotta convert but they do have to be knowledgeable of Our Ways). So I'm just imagining Parker and Eliot in that situation and being Delighted. Leverage. Leverage: Redemption. Leverage spoilers. Arguing for the sake of heaven”

End description.]

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Jewish people who type the word “god” as “g-d”: Do you think you can fool the big man upstairs with a technical work around? When he goes through your emails/texts/facebook posts after you die, you don’t think he’s gonna see that dash and think “this sneaky fuck here, enjoy h-ll.”

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allacharade

this thought comes from someone who has no idea how Judaism works, but okay. People avoid writing out God’s name, because you aren’t ever allowed to destroy or desecrate something with God’s name on it - you have to bury it instead. That’s what a genizah is. The most well known is probably the Cairo Genizah. It’s a box where Jews can put anything with God’s name on it to ensure that it gets buried. So obviously Jews do write out God’s name. In fact, it used to be traditional to mark the top of pages with God’s name as a kind of blessing or mark of honesty. That’s why there are so many miscellaneous texts in genizahs. Judaism reads “do not use my name in vain” pretty literally as a command to revere and respect the Y-H-V-H name of God. Most rabbis agree that this commandment only holds for the hebrew, so not typing out God is more something people do out of respect or as a nod to this tradition. Some people use G-d because they want to parallel the fact that the tradition was put in place for people who would be speaking and writing in hebrew or a very near identical language like Aramaic.

It’s a matter of respect, not a matter of “don’t do this or you will be punished.” Besides, Judaism deals almost exclusively with punishment in life and Judaism very explicitly doesn’t have a clear and codified notion of עולם הבא (the world to come). And there is certainly no notion of hell. Also, Judaism is not nearly that harsh in response to small mistakes. We have a holiday every year explicitly devoted to the idea that we all fuck up and that we need to ask forgiveness from each other and God (and during which God does all the judging - God doesn’t wait until after we die. It’s an active thing that can be constantly adjusted). Maybe world religions is not the best topic of contemplation during your shower.

tfw you don’t realize your entire worldview rests on a foundation of rules and punishment and you can’t imagine doing something just because it’s respectful

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squeeful

Calvinism is a poison to the human soul

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Reminder for my non-jewish followers that don’t really know what Hannukah [and all the other attempts to translate it over] is about, think the following:

Ostensibly people just kinda eat fried things and light candles and contemplate. Yes.  But its also “The current ruling party demanded we not be jewish, forced conversion and desecrated our places of worship. So, its time for a rebellion to kill the occupation and take our shit back. Welp we did it, but they fucked up the temple real bad and the way time works says we won’t have the right things to keep our sacred fire burning. We can use this oil we found but it probably won’t last the whole time we need to wait. Wait, holy shit it’s lasting all night! x 8 nights. Lets fry some things and make it a holiday.”

Its another “They tried to kill/convert us all, they failed, lets eat and remember this keeps happening” holiday.

No, its not jewish xmas. No its not anywhere near our be all end all holiday.  It IS however a very good “eat food in winter and focus on the light in the world etc in the middle of the winter” thing. 

Its hard to put words to it, but like. I just wanna let it settle in that its nothing like xmas

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batboyblog

The Goyim are fucking wild, the way I would have dumped that casserole over that woman's head, also divorce that wife.

holy fuck i hate evangelicals so much

The wife is an antisemite and this guy needs to divorce her, holy crap.

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anyroads

I've been seeing posts about stuff like this lately and what I haven't seen enough of is clear statements about:

The point of kashrut is not that something will happen. That's a Christian framing. Christianity posits sin as something that has a direct effect. Judaism doesn't.

Kashrut is centered around the idea of intent. It is a practice. Feeding an uknowing person who holds by kashrut (at whatever level, in whatever way) food that violates their practice does not unleash some kind of wrath of God on them. It is, however, a violation of their trust, and of their practice. It has self-imposed consequences. The entire premise of "I will feed this person a thing they refuse to eat to show them that it's fine" is not only unethical, but it has nothing to do with the cause/effect of that person's choices and perspective religiously or culturally. (It also should be unnecessary to point out that the consequences of violating a dietary restriction are often not immediate, and feeding someone a food they aren't used to eating can cause problems many hours later.)

Judaism approaches the commandments and the mitzvot (or religious obligations) from the perspective of those that are between man and God, and those that are between man and man. Kashrut is between man and God, ie. each individual has to make decisions for themselves and those decisions are between them and God (or not, in the case of atheist Jews), and no one else. There is no place for another person to intercede, and if they do, the consequences will be in the affected person's conscience and emotional soul. (Which also means that from a Jewish perspective, these in-laws were positing themselves as God, which I'm pretty sure is also not something Evangelicals are fine with, let alone Jews.)

When it comes to kashrut, like I said, the framing is centered on intent. For example, kashrut requires leafy greens to be checked for bugs, because bugs are not kosher. If a person does their due diligence to check for bugs and finds none, and ends up eating one that they unintentionally missed, they have not violated kashrut. However, if a person does not check for bugs and eats a leafy green, even if it has no bugs on it they have violated kashrut because they didn't check.

The thing is, an example like the above AITA is not in violation of kashrut, but the person affected nevertheless felt violated themselves, and likely guilty and possibly tainted. And while they don't have to, a lot of people in this situation still do feel this way, and that's natural. Many rabbis will say that to resolve that guilt you can do teshuvah, whether it's through davening or tzeddakah or both. (I think Chabad.org has a page on this specific issue but tbh I don't feel like linking to them for a number of reasons so feel free to do your own research or talk to your friendly neighborhood rabbi.)

So for any Evangelicals who want to feed Jewish (or Muslim) people food that violates their religious practice just to prove a point, maybe just cut out the middleman, don't mess with people's food, and donate to your local homeless shelter instead (but not the Salvation Army).

[Image Description (original credit @a-polite-melody): a Reddit post titled “AITA for not making my son apologize to his MIL(sic) after an argument?” with a blue Not the A-hole label. The body of the post reads;

I (m41) am married to my wife (f37). I have two kids from my previous marriage, (b15) (g13). I am Jewish, as was my first wife before she passed. My current wife is not. We have no kids together. My kids have always got along with their stepmom and her family fairly well, until recently. 

Thanksgiving with my wife’s family is a huge affair, and it’s the only chance a lot of the family has to see each other during the year. My kids and I do not eat pork, but there are always options for us or we bring something we specifically can eat, like vegetarian lasagna. Wednesday night I had dinner with my wife’s parents at their place. I should mention that my wife is not very personally religious although she attends services with her parents monthly. My PIL are very, very conservative-style Evangelicals. We mostly don’t talk about our religious difference although I once had to stop my MIL from encouraging my daughter to be baptized. Everything was fine until the end of the meal when my MIL crossed her arms and said “See, we told you nothing bad would happen.” I asked her what she meant. My MIL said she had mixed bacon into one of the dishes (a casserole) to prove a point to us. 

I tried to ask very calmly why she would do something like that. My MIL said it was to show that there was no point in following ‘the Old Testament law’ anymore. I asked my FIL if he knew what she had done and he said yes. He seemed more uncomfortable but he talked a bit about how Christ came to free us from the Jewish law and that they wanted to show us how we could be freed from the law as well. (He has worked as a pastor in the past).

By this time my daughter was crying and left the room. My wife got up and followed her. My son has been growing more observant as he gets older (he is more observant than me or my daughter). He flipped out. He screamed at my PIL that they were terrible people, called my MIL some very nasty names, and said he never wanted to come back. My FIL started shouting back and my MIL started crying. I told my kids to get in the car and then told my wife we were leaving. She told me she would stay at her parents so she could help with Thanksgiving prep the next morning.

I was texting with my wife on TG and she told me my son is not welcome to come until he apologizes for the things he called my MIL. I told her that’s ridiculous but she is siding with her parents. I told my kids we would not be attending Thanksgiving. Instead we ordered Chinese and watched movies. My son was fine with it but I could tell my daughter was down. She missed out on seeing a lot of friends she has in my wife’s family. My wife is still at her parents as of now.

I should mention that I too am very angry at what happened and what I feel is the disrespect shown to me and especially my kids. I am torn on whether to encourage my son to apologize contingent on a mutual apology to us. AITA? End ID]

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Man that growing trend of starring the vowels out of the names of things and people to show disdain. Has these really weird damnatio memoriae vibes i do not like at all.

like, it's one thing if you're actively trying to dodge some kind of filter, but if it's just for written-tone (like it usually is in the body of a post on tumblr) then the tone conveyed seems to me to be one of those really heavy-duty snide ones, full of insinuation and meaningful glances.

Pings me right in the fight-or-flight, I'll tell you. middle school bully aesthetic. leveraging social power indirectly against a target.

also makes the people who use that vowel-starring method to avoid calling God by his full title out of religious deference, because their theology says it's too close to naming, sound really strange lmao.

turns the default energy of those posts from 'god, whom out of respect i will not be referring to so explicitly' to 'GOD, aka that motherfuck' and then you have to take in the overall sense of the post and manually correct.

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tremorgirl

It also has links to ableism even if it's unintentional. Screen readers can't tell what the word is. At least all the ones I've tried. Very jarring to go through a post and have it go something like: "and then word not found went to..."

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femme-objet

i read like. an intro to modern historical perspectives on the early modern witch hunts across europe and now im cursed to cringe whenever anyone brings up jokes or whatever about witchcraft or the inquisition

like, the spanish inquisition was about finding out if people still held jewish or muslim beliefs after those religions had been outlawed. it’s literally about antisemitism and the reconquista as prelude to colonization in the americas. making it about “witchcraft” doesn’t sit right with me tbh

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I have a plot point where the group needs to seek counsel from their friend immediately, but because of how the plot is laid, they would theoretically be interrupting her during Shabbat dinner due to the urgency of the matter. I also have a Muslim character. Can they be discussing the urgent issue while eating together and if so, is there anything the Muslim character would not do/eat in accordance with his religion? No meat I think? Or should they just meet outside/not eat?

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Interrupted by friends during Shabbat dinner, emergency | Also the Muslim diet

I have to research this because I think there’s some overlap between halal and kosher but I can’t remember in which direction (edited later: kashrut seems to be stricter.) 

I’d be okay with the interruption, especially if it involves something life or death -- especially bc “but it’s Shabbat!” illustrates how urgent the urgent matter is.

--Shira

So, I'm pretty sure kosher food is halal. I went to a Jewish primary school with a lot of Muslim students, and I remember that many Muslim parents liked that they didn't have to worry about the food there. Also, when I eat with my Muslim friends I can't have their food but I'm very used to knowing what kind of snacks I can pick up easily that don't rely on having kosher cutlery and crockery available. Glass is always kosher which is a very useful loophole, i.e. your Muslim character can have a glass plate and cup that they use for their food, put in their dishwasher etc and their Jewish friend can still use it. Hope that makes sense.

I'm also fine with Shabbat dinner being interrupted for something urgent. I'm sure everyone who keeps Shabbat regularly will have experienced that at some point. OP, you might want to look up the concept of pikuach nefesh, which is kind of an overriding principle of protecting life at the expense of other Torah commandments.

-Shoshi

I just looked this up. Here’s a Muslim page explaining that kosher meat is usually considered halal, although not everyone agrees:

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Things Muslims are not allowed to eat, according to Surat Al-Maidah : 3 and other things:

  1. Pork - this one you've probably heard of. The reasoning for this (besides the science that I can't really prove because I am 90% sure it's pseudo science) is that pig meat is roughly the most similar kind of meat to human flesh, meaning to eat it would be similar to commiting cannibalism. There's an incident mentioned in the Quran where a bunch of guys did something they weren't supposed to and got turned into, well, pigs and monkeys. That and the general consensus of 'pigs eat anything and everything' which is sort of true given the fact that pigs can eat their own shit if they wanted and have you seen Red Dead Redemption 2? Bodies in the pig pen? Yeah, they aren't opposed to people either, you get the picture.
  2. Corpses - what do I mean by this? Anything rotted. Meet that is not preserved and therefore has rotted.
  3. Anything that has died from falling, being crushed, stabbed, part eaten, left over or previously hunted by an animal that wasn't a designated hunting animal, i.e. eagles, falcons, and dogs.
  4. Anything with claws - predators, like aforementioned dogs, birds of prey, bears, lions, wolves, ect.
  5. Anything that wasn't slaughtered in God's name - this is flexible. Mostly. Because we can eat things that weren't slaughtered by having their heads decapitated by a very sharp knife (to reduce the suffering and make it quick) facing the direction of Ka'bah or the kiblat. I think this might also refer to, you know, a sadistic killing or killing for the sake of one's own mad pleasure?
  6. Animals that were slaughtered in sacrifice to another god.
  7. Animals that live simultaneously on two planes - meaning both land and water, i.e. frogs, toads, salamanders(?).
  8. Blood - just....no. That means black pudding, blood broth, and the likes are a no go. If it's like residue on a piece of cooked meat, it's okay (the cooks at my school would occasionally miss a spot inside the meat) but we try to avoid it.

Exceptions are made though. All of the above will be considered halal and their consumption forgiven under the dire circumstances of: there is nothing else/ famine, you have tried all you could, you are starving/dying and you know what? Self preservation matters more than the rules because even if you do sin, it's better to do that and live than to die knowing you could have survived to live another day. You can always ask for forgiveness after (tobat), the main thing is that you did it for survival and most people wouldn't harangue you for it if you mention/explain the circumstances.

Also: fish? Sharks? Sea urchins? All fair game. Everything, and I mean everything, under the sea that lives there 24/7 7 days a week 365 days in the year is all Halal. Sea turtles I'm not quite sure, but just to be safe, avoid them because they might fall under category 6 just for hatching on land and coming up every few seasons to lay their eggs. Other than that, well, go ahead.

But just because you can, doesn't mean you should. There's a hadits (which are like collections of anecdotes or tips people have received from the Prophet Muhammad S.A.W or things people have seen him doing, all of which much be fact checked and traced to their origin with background checks before they can be declared, well, actually true and usable) and verses that warn not to overindulge in anything lest you know, you become a glutton and take food away from people who should also have it.

Disclaimer though, some of the things up here will have varying degrees of people actually conforming to them depending on, well, culture. Now mind, sometimes islam is it's own culture, but most of it derives from the middle east. After the Prophet died and his friends expanded the religion outwards outside of the middle east, sometimes they had to negotiate and mingle with other cultures in order to be excepted. In Indonesia, if you came in ala crusade we would have beat your asses flat in good old 600, which is why the Sunans spread the religion through art and education like math and things as well as human rights instead of more....direct methods. They mingled, they adapted, and some rules were bent whilst other things became intertwined and redesigned to fit the culture. That be Asia. So you know, research a bit if you want muslims who originate a bit further east to the sea because let me tell you there are a LOT of things we deviated from from the older Islamic teachings. Not in too big ways, but details.

Sorry if, again, this isn't coherent or I missed anything. These are just my takes, as a moderate Muslim in a Southeast Asian community.

{Also also; alcohol? I had a teacher once say it depends on whether the intent was to get drunk or for something else. If you must for propriety's sake, like my mom in her corporate days drinking the occasional scotch with the Big Shots because Lawyer™, or in general respect of a culture that is very insistent on it, then, again, go, you can always ask for forgiveness after - heck, you can give God the 'I am so sorry' face internally as you're drinking and I'm sure our almighty all seeing creator won't give you hell for it. At least, I think so.}

Oh, and eating utensils/accoutrements? As long as they're clean and made from sensible materials (i.e. not compounded camel shit or crusted in dried blood or anything as fantastically gross as those), they're fine, we can eat from them. You guys mentioned glass plates and I smiled a little because we used to eat with glass plates all the time. They're used practically everywhere, most times in lower end restaurants that cater more to traditional food and lower income people, though overtime I think porcelain became more favorable - and plastic, because durability.

Hope this was helpful 🙏🏻

Commentary, continued:

Shabbat dinner

@terulakimban​

Am Jewish, not Muslim, but with a Shabbat dinner specifically, in addition to the debate about whether kosher meat is inherently halal or not, the Muslim character might run into problems with alcohol. Assuming a Jewish character who keeps kosher and is some level of shomer Shabbat, they will have probably said kiddush (ritual blessing over wine) before eating (you could also use this to hint at how well the characters know each other, based on whether the Jewish character offers the Muslim character a glass or doesn’t); if they’re eating a roast or something like tzimmes, it may have been cooked with some wine as well (same point about which food is offered/warned and using that to show familiarity or lack of it). Dessert is another thing to watch out for -vanilla extract is at least 35% alcohol (although the artificial kind can be alcohol-free), and it’s in almost everything unless you specifically use artificial or vanilla sugar instead.

No restrictions on the Jewish side from discussing serious things over shabbat; if the issue is big enough, there’s also no problem with saying “I’m sorry, but lives are at stake” and doing what needs doing right then and there.

Muslim diet

@voidgremlin​ Kosher food is considered as halal because it is produced by people of the book, they have rituals close to ours and it’s accepted mostly. (Interpretation can varies depending to the scholar) So they can eat what their Jewish friend is eating without worry. The rule is no pork, no alcohol. Meat has to be prepared Halal (or Kosher) Usually if people need to eat out, they stick with veggies option or any kind of fish option.

@thehlaalueffect​ In any case, in practice, kosher meals are an absolutely appropriate alternative for Muslims in countries where they are discriminates against or very marginalised and halal food is barely accessible/doesn't exist. Also note that many behavior laws within Islamic scripture are fairly flexible when it comes to Muslims who do not live in a Muslim majority country. Some Muslims might prefer a vegetarian alternative when they cannot be sure about it.

@bigwigs seconding @evening-rose-309​ ! re: what meat is halal, i was taught that if the animal eats meat, it isn’t (with the exception being fish, which is) — and obv it has to be slaughtered in the appropriate way. kosher food is considered acceptable. alcohol used in food is also probably okay since most of it would evaporate in the cooking process, but obv super boozy desserts or whatever are not strictly allowed.

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tariqah

Broke: Judeo-Christian

Woke: Judeo-Islamic

every time i see this post i think abt the time when i listened to a bunch of muslim and jewish students spent their entire 10 minute break arguing abt whether god actually cares you eat gummy bears (made with gelatin derived from pork) or not, standing by the vending machine and eating gummy bears the whole time

Now that’s the kind of interfaith solidarity I want to see.

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dvar-trek

I wish missionaries could understand that I, like many Jews, know and believe with unwavering certainty that Jesus is not the messiah. Like, no offense to the rest of the Christians. Unless, despite not being a missionary, you think Jews should be converted because you believe that you are right and we are wrong, in which case yes offense.

The Jewish people have spent thousands of years asking to be left alone. And some of y'all are more determined than ever to not leave us alone. It's not that we haven't heard the word. We've heard what you have to say. We've studied our scriptures and interpretations and YOUR scriptures and interpretations, and we have come to the solid conclusion that we are not interested in Jesus. Thanks, but no thanks. This decision is final. I am personally so certain about this, in fact, that even if I accept the Xtian premise that I am betting my experience of eternity on this, I will take that bet.

On top of everything else, everything about my culture and my history and my people that I would have to give up (because, yes, these things are inextricably linked to Judaism), I, like many Jews, do not accept the most fundamental basic tenet of Xtianity. This is non-negotiable. Please leave the Jews alone.

**goyim can reblog but please, no nonsense**

A co-worker asked me what Jesus is in Judaism if he's not the prophet. I looked her right in the eyes and said "He's an apostate. He left the religion. He's not anything in Judaism." The only thing I've said that shook her to the core more than that was that Jews don't have hell. She literally had to sit down for that one.

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killingmoon

this is so upsetting, PLEASE rb to spread awareness

[ID: A tweet by Joel S. @/jh_swanson that reads “Jews in Uzbekistan are fighting to save the 124-year-old First Ashkenazi Synagogue of Tashkent form being demolished to construct luxury apartments in its place:” Below the text is an article from timesofisrael.com with the headline “Uzbekistan Jews fight to save 124-year-old synagogue from demolition.” It includes a photo of the synagogue. End ID] 

I also added a link to the article above on the words “article...demolition.” 

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One of my Jewish friend’s sister is converting to Christianity because she’s marrying a Christian man and he wanted a Christian wedding. So like the old man I am I’m chatting with the ladies from shul and this old woman just says “what kind of Jew walks into a church, sees a Jew hanging on the wall and says ‘hm yes I belong here’” and I’m fucking DYING MA’AM YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT

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yidquotes

To put it plainly, Jewish law allows for abortion. For the first 40 days of gestation, a fetus is considered “mere fluid” (Talmud Yevamot 69b), and the fetus is regarded as part of the mother for the duration of the pregnancy. It is not considered to have the status of personhood until birth; the Mishnah (Ohalot 7:6) teaches that if the mother’s life is in danger from the pregnancy, even in labor, the fetus may be sacrificed to save her life, unless the baby’s head has already emerged. Only then, according to Rashi (Talmud Sanhedrin 72b), is the fetus or baby considered to be a nefesh, a soul. Elsewhere, the Mishnah (Arachin 1:4) teaches that “If a [pregnant] woman is about to be executed, they do not wait for her until she gives birth. But if she had already sat on the birthstool, they wait for her until she gives birth.” Birth, not gestation, is the critical marker, here.

This body of literature, needless to say, comes in stark and striking contrast to arguments that life—and personhood—begins at conception.

Interestingly, many Christian communities derive their prooftexts against permitting abortion from the Hebrew Bible, like verses about God forming humans in the womb (Psalm 139:13, Jeremiah 1:5, Isaiah 44:24)—texts which don’t even register in the Jewish legal conversation on this topic. To put it simply, we don’t derive matters of Jewish law from Psalms. - Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg

I’d like to point out too, since that thing about executing a pregnant woman sounds pretty brutal, that Jewish law places EXTREME limitations on the death penalty. The burden of proof is much higher than in many cases— you’d need 23 judges and two witnesses who could demonstrate that the defendant was explicitly warned that what they were doing was a capital offense, and proceeded anyway. If the verdict was too fast or was unanimous, it’d be taken as a sign of bias and they’d automatically acquit. The rabbis said that a court that executes more than one person in a generation would be considered a gang of murderers. Rabbis Akiva and Tarfon boasted that they if they had been on the court, being brilliant legal scholars, they could have found a way to acquit anyone.

tl;dr Judaism is really and truly pro-life in the sense of actually valuing life

^^^^^

More proof that when people argue for their religious freedom, they are, in fact, arguing for Christian-based laws and ONLY Christianity.

But we knew that 🤷🏻‍♂️

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glompcat

It’s a minor pet peeve, but it is everywhere today so errrr…. please keep in mind that “Rest in Peace”/RIP literally comes from a latin phrase and is a very very deeply Christian expression.

When talking about the departed, Jews say “may their memory be a blessing.”

So please, when talking about a dead person who is Jewish, try to keep in mind that RIP is a Christian phrase.

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meggory84

I learned something today, so I’ll pass it on so someone else can learn too

Muslims say:

Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un (Arabic: إِنَّا لِلّهِ وَإِنَّـا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعُونَ‎)

“We belong to Allah and to Allah we shall return.”

I just say “May they find peace in the afterlife”

I never knew that I thought RIP was just a general thing. This is why posts like this are important

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