Does anyone want to see the presentation I made on what historical fashion trends we should bring back and which should burn in hell I made for a PowerPoint party?
The people have spoken
In conclusion: Wear what you want and be funky
{ID - 11 images 1 - a screenshot of 4 notes 2-11 - the mentioned presentation; each slide has photos showing examples of the fashion, alongside the pros and cons of each and then a conclusion. Title slide - “What historical fashion trends we should bring back and which should {caps to end} burn in hell” slide 1 - The Hoop Skirt; pros: you could hide so many things under there, air conditioning unit, automatic social distancing, yes you can go to the toilet in it, it swish real nice; cons: hard to do parkour in, hard to do the do-si-do, might remind you of the confederate civil war recreation people; conclusion, not for daily use, but good for when you feel extra slide 2 - The Calash Bonnet; pros: it’s like a shed on your head. Keeps the rain off you, helps you assert dominance, cons: can’t tilt your head or might fall over, can’t tell when someone is coming at you from the side, impractical for combat, it’s ugly, conclusion, why did the historical recreationist I follow on instagram decide to bring another one of these into the world slide 3 - The Codpiece ; pros: might help contain syphillis?, protects ye squishy parts. theoretically, it made senses originally when men had any sense of modesty back in the good ol 14th century, gives you a clear target to kick, cons: it’s gross and ugly, i don’t want to see your worm, doesn’t even look like it protects you, represents sin, conclusion, i never want to look at one of these again slide 4 - a Frick ton of petticoasts; pros: keeps you warm, you kind of feel like an onion, poofy skirt, cons: if it’s hot out there you just have to suffer, the silhouette looks kinda sad, weighs you down!, can’t fight in it unless you figure out how to suffocate someone in all that fabric, conclusion, just wear a hoop skirt instead slide 5 - pumpkin pants; pros: poofy and funky, makes you look thicc?, you can 100% hide stuff in there, show off your leggy, cons: usually accompanied by the codpiece, conclusion, as long as the codpiece isn’t with it it’s pretty cool slide 6 - 18th Century Men’s Coats; pros: gives men the option to look just as fancy as the ladies, very pretty, gives you extra energy for the revolution, cons: can’t really have big pockets in them, conclusion, this is when men’s fashion peaked slide 6 - Huge McFreaking Pockets; pros: you can fit a whole loaf of bread in there, you can fit a whole puppy or like multiple kittens, also good for crime, cons: idk you suck and hate having portable storage space?, conclusion, {all caps} Fuck Yeah slide 7 - The Top Hat; pros: makes you look taller, good for crime, can hide things in there, a reminder of muppet’s A Christmas Carol, cons: makes you look taller, hard to keep it on your head when you’re running from the cops with those stolen goods you hid in your hat, conclusion, better places to hide stolen goods in slide 8 - cloaks; pros: they look kickass, can look majestic, mysterious or both, you can fit so many goddamn pockets in there!!!, very warm, keeps rain off entire body, cons: can be a little harder to show off your awesome outfit underneath, sometimes dogs will be confused by you, conclusion, I will bring back cloaks myself if i have to /end ID}