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@holyfunnyhistoryherring

is it not enough to just vibe
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losethehours

Moves as smoothly as an ocean liner.

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obeekris

I couldn’t tell what it was at first, but that wasn’t what I was expecting

i thought it was an otter, then i thought it was a shark, and let me say i was wrong both times

There’s literally no way to guess. There’s no way at all to guess

i showed this to my mom, my aunt, my grandma, and the minute the quarantine ends this is going to become my go to dinner party conversation starter

Sea serpent

Moose are pretty good swimmers and they swim enough for Orca Whales to pose a significant threat.

My favorite moose fact is the cryptid herd in New Zealand. We know they’re out there, but nobody has seen one in over half a century.

In New Zealand.

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harleyeve

Hi I’m sorry. I usually don’t insist that people elaborate on their comments but-

What the everloving fuck are you talking about???

In 1910, a herd of 6 females and 4 males was released in Fiordland. The last confirmed sighting was in 1952, and it was considered marginal territory for them, so it was presumed they had died out.

Until some moose hair was found in 2002.

This lead to extensive searches and installation of automatic cameras - none of which have caught an actual moose, though bedding and rub sites have been found.

The current theory as I understand it is that they’re living off of rich seaweed beds in the area.

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justalurkr

Reblogging for the cryptid moose

NZ moose sighting in early 2020, everything you could want from a cryptid sighting

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The American camel is a deeply underappreciated cryptid

i’m sorry the W H A T

In the mid-1800s the Army got the absolutely galaxy-brain idea to use camels as draft animals in the southwestern territories we stole from Mexico. They gave it a try but it didn’t work out for various reasons, mostly because horses and mules are scared of camels and won’t live or work with them.

When the US Army Camel Corps was scrapped, they tried to sell the camels but couldn’t find many buyers, so most of them “”“escaped”“” [were abandoned] into the west Texas plains.

People in west Texas and environs would occasionally spot the camels or their tracks from the Civil War times all the way up to the World War 1 times, sparking rumors that the area had become the home of a breeding population of feral camels.

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Stop 👏 telling 👏 vampires 👏 to 👏 smile!!!

Our fangs are none of your business unless they’re in your neck!

Stop 👏 Telling 👏 Sirens 👏 To 👏 Sing!!!

Our songs are not something to fool around with so save yourself the time and possible pain and just stop.

Stop👏telling👏werewolves👏to👏howl!!!

Our howls are only used for communicating and we don’t want to inconvenience our pack members!

Stop 👏 telling 👏 ghosts 👏 to 👏 say 👏 boo

It’s a rude stereotype. We don’t like that shit.

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scotchmoth
Stop 👏 telling 👏 witches 👏 to 👏 cackle!!!

We don’t laugh like that! Our laugh is no different to yours, and making rude jokes about it really hurts our feelings!

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clam-kid
Stop👏asking👏to👏take👏a👏picture👏of👏cryptids
We’re not very photogenic and would prefer people see us in person
Stop👏trying👏to👏sell👏us👏demons👏your👏soul
We have standards
Stop 👏assuming👏zombies👏eat👏brains
They’re not super good or easy to obtain
Stop👏outing👏imortals👋
We will tell you when we want to.
Stop👏asking👏fae👏for👏favors👋
We don’t give a shit and will trick you into eternal servitude.
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