Peter: Hey Carol, can I ask you something important?

Carol: Sure, Peter, what is it?

Peter:

Carol:

Peter:

Peter: ᴰᵒᵉˢ ᵍᵒᵒˢᵉ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᴵ'ᵐ ᶜᵒᵒˡˀ

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica… and my friend Ned and I got it to fly…

Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people

Tony, calling peter: …and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?!

Peter: we didn’t want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!

Tony: THATS N O T MY POINT!!!

#and then Tony wonders when the hell HE became the responsible one#and promptly abandons his responsibilities#and jumps in his armor#to go zoom around the life size death star#pretending he’s Luke doing the trench run (via)

It got better!

I was gonna SAY, Tony would fly out there, look at the thing, and go…. No, this isn’t life size. Impressive though. Okay, bugs, put on these helmets, we’re taking this into orbit and doing this at 1:1 scale.

Sam: Barnes is gonna make an awesome Chewbacca.

Bucky: -.-

Guardians arriving back in Earth orbit for a visit: Rocket : When the **** did Earth get another moon? Peter Qull (with an indescribable look on his face, but knowing his entire life has built to this moment): That’s no moon!

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Peter’s Last Hug vs. Tony’s Last Hug

Like Father, Like Daughter 🍔🙌💕💖✨

I know everyone lost their shit when Peter activated instant kill in endgame but we really all glossed over the scene in infinity war where Tony was like 'how do you think we should save Strange' and Peter No Hesitation Parker was like 'obviously we throw the other bitch into the vacuum of space'

Tony: oh God oh fuck how am I gonna save the day without exposing this sweet innocent teenager to extreme violence

Peter:

I……just want to see my kids being pals  😫 😫 😫

#same energy

Everywhere I go, I see his face. I just really miss him.

Peter: Ms um Captain Marvel can I ask you a question

Carol: About Space? I can tell you anything you want but if it was from when I was a kid it might be a little harder for me to answer but I’m sure I can-

Peter: Does Goose like to be picked up???

Carol:

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I can only imagine Tony meeting Yinsen again and telling him “I had nothing, and then I had everything”. The MCU dad, picking up the strays who needed love like he did when he was young. Treating his inventions like his kids and giving them as much humanity as he could. Happy Father’s day Tony!.

Better late than never, love ya Tony ;v;

Stealing a doughnut from Tony.

I just want everybody to know that my son, Peter Parker, would try to lift Thor’s hammer because he’s a child and would use so much force that he just hit himself in the face because he thought he wouldn’t be able to lift it so easily

peter just knocks himself unconcious with thors hammer

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