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I can only imagine Tony meeting Yinsen again and telling him “I had nothing, and then I had everything”. The MCU dad, picking up the strays who needed love like he did when he was young. Treating his inventions like his kids and giving them as much humanity as he could. Happy Father’s day Tony!.

Better late than never, love ya Tony ;v;

Wanda would rather let half of the population of the universe die to save a Microwave Oven.

A MICOWAVE OVEN

This is funny on so many levels

(insp.)

So post-AoU the new Avengers team have this unspoken side project that involves making sure that Steve never goes off on his own while he’s following up a lead on Bucky. There are a few reasons for this. Mostly it’s just a bad idea to let anyone chase questionable threads on their own but it’s also kind of insurance because Steve has some very easy to exploit blind-spots.

Every break Steve gets he’s out there. The everyone does “Steve sitting” duty when they get the chance. But one by one they start realizing that Steve is checking out vaguer and vaguer things. He’s getting no where fast.

Vision informs Steve that if Bucky isn’t making any tracks it may be best to wait him out and let Bucky come in himself. Vision eventually has to get taken of the rotation.

Wanda tries to get Steve to let go so he can grieve and maybe get some closure. Wanda get’s not so calmly told that Bucky is not dead, thank you very much.

Sam has to keep reminding Steve that burning himself out is not going to help Bucky or anyone else. Sam has to fake nod through more than one explanation of why the serum won’t allow that.

Natasha tells him every time that they have to be prepared for the person he’s looking for to not be Bucky. Natasha at least got an agreement out of Steve to respect that possibility.

Rhodey … Rhodey says nothing. A dozen or so outings with him Steve notices and starts questioning this himself. There is some serious paranoid doubt running around in Steve’s mind. Eventually he accidentally lets slip that he’s curious about Rhodey never making commentary that Steve should stop looking for Bucky in some capacity.

And Rhodey is like … what? Like you don’t hear it from the other’s sometimes? Sure they have some legitimate concerns, but is any of that really going to stop you? I have plenty of experience in ignoring people that tell you to stop looking for someone you care about, and I am in no position to judge you for doing the same.

… for 10 whole seconds Steve has the most confused puppy face ever before it dawns on him … oh … OH, OH SHIT … shit I am so stupid.

Everyone should take dating and living advise from Tony Stark!

I feel like Elizabeth’s a+ response is not talked about enough???

bruh we HOLLERED in the theater lol

(Tony Stark voice) *nudges girlfriend at 3am* pretty fucked up we assume Vision’s a boy. It’s a robot. Pepper? Wake up, Pepper. Listen. It’s sexless.

RELATABLE?? RELATABLE

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Gothic Victorian Avengers

Imagine the Avengers getting hit with some sort of spell that makes them revert to their first language

and everyone expects to be unable to understand Natasha’s Russian or Thor’s Norse (Allspeak is great but it isn’t his first language according to the spell)

but then Steve starts spouting Gaelic, because he grew up speaking English in public but his immigrant mother taught him her own language first

Tony speaks either Spanish or Italian, because that’s what his first nannies spoke

and the spell considers ASL a language just as much as any spoken language, so Clint is just signing and making faces at people

and Bruce is just very confused (“Why do you expect me to be speaking a different language? I’m from Ohio.”)

The Vision flying around screaming “ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE”

What was your first reaction seeing yourself in the full Vision make up for the first time? [x]

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