Call me Caitie

ok in what world is mcu stevetony the poster child for COMMUNICATION

tony picking up his walkie talkie after 3 years: just in case it wasn’t clear back in that bunker, we are over

steve replying immediately: we’re what? over

Peggy & Tony and their “not hugs”.

Tony Stark + cheek kisses from the women in his life

I can’t believe I never noticed the way Pepper hesitates before giving Tony a kiss..

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica… and my friend Ned and I got it to fly…

Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people

Tony, calling peter: …and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?!

Peter: we didn’t want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!

Tony: THATS N O T MY POINT!!!

#and then Tony wonders when the hell HE became the responsible one#and promptly abandons his responsibilities#and jumps in his armor#to go zoom around the life size death star#pretending he’s Luke doing the trench run (via)

It got better!

I was gonna SAY, Tony would fly out there, look at the thing, and go…. No, this isn’t life size. Impressive though. Okay, bugs, put on these helmets, we’re taking this into orbit and doing this at 1:1 scale.

Sam: Barnes is gonna make an awesome Chewbacca.

Bucky: -.-

Guardians arriving back in Earth orbit for a visit: Rocket : When the **** did Earth get another moon? Peter Qull (with an indescribable look on his face, but knowing his entire life has built to this moment): That’s no moon!

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Morgan & Tony Comics

Korean to English Translation (My first attempt at something like this, pls forgive me if it’s a little rough 🤧)

Tony to Bucky: “How could you actually give it to her because she asked??”

Bucky: “Yeah.. I didn’t think..”

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Tony to Morgan: “Daddy’s okay without a new arm, Morgan.”

Morgan: “But it’d be easier if you did.”

Tony: “…”

Tony: “This is more than enough for me.”

I love you 3000.

tony stark wielded the infinity gauntlet and didn’t even flinch from the pain. both hulk and thanos screamed like lil bitches when they put the glove on. but not my mans tony. nah bitch. he owned those stones. tony stark has the biggest dick energy in the entire mcu. iron man got an iron dick. 

y’all in the replies like “yeah but he died using them :/“ are missing the point. the point is that tony stark, human with zero superpowers, stole the stones right from thanos’ grasp and didn’t even scream in pain as the power surged through him before he even snapped his fingers.

hulk banner, a being on a similar power level as thanos, could hardly contain their power when he first slipped on the stark gauntlet and then passed out after snapping. even thanos himself yelled out in pain; 1. every time he added a stone to his gauntlet during infinity war 2. when he acquired the mind stone, completing the whole set at the end of infinity war and 3. when he stole the stark gauntlet from the heroes and put it on in endgame. and then there’s tony stark, human mortal in his early 50s, who put all six stones on at once and barely flinched at the pain.

the point isn’t “tony stark still died after using the stones”

it’s “tony stark’s iron will was so strong not even the raw power of six infinity stones surging through his mortal body could stop him from snapping”

Peter’s Last Hug vs. Tony’s Last Hug

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Comic illustration : @ CuddlyVeedles

Based on Screenplay & Characters : @ Marvel Studios

Like Father, Like Daughter 🍔🙌💕💖✨

the IronDad Point™

Do not stand at my grave and weep

I am not there; I do not sleep.

Of quiet birds in circled flight.

I am the soft stars that shine at night.

Do not stand at my grave and cry,

I am not there; I did not die.

     i am the one thing in life i can control [    leslie odom jr. - wait for it    ]

aw heck ye.

(via @alexquintanilla on twitter)