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theory: “mamma mia!” (2008) and “kingsman: the secret service” (2014) take place in the same universe

my evidence? 

colin firth.

in “mamma mia!”, which is arguably set in the 90s, he plays:

  • an englishman named harry
  • whose last name is not known
  • who demonstrates an affinity for aliases (”harry headbanger”)
  • who lives in london
  • who works as a banker which sounds fake
  • isn’t “spontaneous”
  • is gay

in “kingsman: the secret service,” where the main story is arguably set in 2014, he plays:

  • an englishman named harry
  • whose last name is now revealed to be hart
  • who demonstrates a penchant for aliases (”galahad”)
  • who lives in london
  • who is actually a secret agent…which he has to lie about and tell people he’s some boring job like a banker
  • can’t afford to be spontaneous bc he’s a secret agent and if he doesn’t plan things out he will probably die
  • tells a random woman that he’s gay (among other things) (he’s implied to be lying but literally nothing in the film indicates that anything in the line where he says that is not true)

CONCLUSION: Harry from “Mamma Mia!” and Harry from “Kingsman: The Secret Service” are the same person. The opening scene (before it jumps to “17 years later”) of Kingsman takes place, at most, a few years apart from the events of “Mamma Mia!” Also, Harry Hart is gay. Thank you for your time. 

@exitions couldnt even remember ur url for a minute but this is Important

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Kingsman Fighting Styles

James Spencer, Lancelot: gaudy, pure showmanship, playful and fun, his own gloriously melodramatic spin on James Bond. Revels in being the ridiculous epitome of the gentleman spy, he knows he's just too much - and owns it.
Harry Hart, Galahad: tries at being unassuming and polite, smooth and respectable, but is actually a fucking bulldozer, brutal and relentless, fights like a tank. Not at all averse to showing off. Also much too keen on picking fights, i.e. Harry is a little shit.
Merlin: away from all the hacking, cardigans and agent babysitting, Merlin uses a beefy Heckler & Koch 416 D assault rifle, his favourite baby. Personalises everything, is a complete geek about it, all his firearms and programs are customised within an inch of their lives, so he's a bit protective since they all contain a part of him.
Percival: modern, straightforward, pragmatic, nominated a girl for the position of Lancelot, uses sniper rifles, doesn't miss a beat when missions go straight to hell, coolly efficient and gorgeously clinical with none of the overly rich trappings of the old guard.
Roxy Morton, Lancelot: neat and steady, rock-solid and steely in all her takedowns, unflinchingly brave, uses the Kingsman-issued modified Tokarev TT-30 pistols, content to play by the book, but she will mow you down with no hesitation if you mess with her.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: gymnastic flexibility with barely any respect for gravity, dual-wields pistols, shoots them upside-down, runs along walls and forgets whoops that's not the ground, happily breaks apart any semblance of convention. Heart of gold, but he tries to balance that out by being unbearably cocky.
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