I got one of those too. J. A. stand for Jack Ass, I think.

That makes perfect sense. 😂😂😂

Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t Elta used to wax poetic about NOLA and wanting to live there and how it was her home bla bla bla so why move to CT??? She can’t keep her lies straight. What a ridiculous, fake snake.

Yep. I remember a con a couple of years ago where Jensen said she wants to buy a house in NOLA her dream city. What happened to that dream??? This is why you can never take anything they say seriously.

Her dreams changes based on how much more she can take advantage of Jensen, it switches up because she has no personality of her own, she’s just constantly trying to nail Jensen. After all, she’s nobody without him.

That's not why they left! That's just another convenient story. You can switch schools, you don't have to move cross country if your kid gets bullied. Lol And they probably moved because Jensen was getting bored again. Had to "reset the energy." LOL

I call bullshit on that story, sorry. It seems like an excuse to cover up something darker. They moved because they had no impact on the Austin social scene and they needed more attention. Unfortunately for them, CT old money won’t mix well with them. But, hey, they’ll pretend for a while til they get bored and need to move again. It’s the only way that marriage arrangements keeps going. They always need a new project + being away from each other a lot. I am 150% sure that if Jensen was spending normal family time with Danneel he would have divorced her a looong time ago. Kids may be a buffer but they can’t make up for all the Ackleses are lacking.

So how is Danneel’s “producer” career going? Her new project seems to be tanked prior to release. Aside from this, she has zero knowledge to handle such projects. Then again, she’s been an impostor her whole life, first claiming to be a “model”, then “actress”, now “producer” and at some point she even said she would be a “singer”. Good luck with fooling people and pony back riding on Jensen’s success forever, you incapable, soul-sucking, talentless snake!

OMG a singer!!!! That would get her some lawsuits.... Ear drums perforated, she wouldn't be able to sing next to dogs, they would all howl....

Who's she fooling anyway, nowadays? The AAs? Those are dimwits, they're easily fooled. I dont count them anymore.

if she tires to sing oh my god grab some tissues (not because it'll be beautiful *bats eyes in a fake way*) But you'll need it for cleaning the blood off your neck from your eardrums going to hell from her crazy ass voice.

She could start a new trend with her baby hooker voice. A whole generation ruined. 😂😂😂

I fell sad for the one person who would buy that album.

They're not into assholes yet they married one? Make it make sense. LMAO

😂😂😂 I am dead!

Clearly True love 😂

Sorry not Sorry

Jensen’s face here is my face every time I see Danneel. Why does she always look beyond trashy? And what has she done to her face.

One last note: People can lie through their teeth but MICROEXPRESSIONS reveal truth.

His jaw feels like it's going to snap. I don't think I have ever seen him this tense.

I have a new question, why is danneel dressed like a pimp? 😂😂😂

Types of fans you should never be if you ever want to date a celebrity

So, you’ve got your sights set on a celebrity. Maybe it's their stunning cheekbones, their charm, or the way they casually wear a leather jacket like it’s no big deal. But let’s get one thing straight—if you want a shot at turning that celeb crush into a love story, there are a few *major* fan mistakes you’re going to need to avoid. In fact, if you ever plan on dating a celebrity (or even just having a conversation with them without getting blocked), don’t be *that* fan. Here's a breakdown of the types of fans that *never* get a first date—let alone a second one.

1.The Stalker: "Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop"

We get it. Celebrities are like mythical creatures. They post something, and suddenly, your thumb is on autopilot, refreshing their Instagram like you’re hunting for treasure. But here's the thing: stalker behavior? *Very* much not cute. We’re talking about following them around town, sending them 70 DMs a day, and, oh yeah, Googling where they live because you’re "just trying to be close to them." No. Just no. Celebs are human, and they can *feel* that vibe. If you think it’s love you’re after, it’s more likely to land you in their "block" list. The good news? You have the power to stop being creepy. *So stop being creepy.*

2. The Horny Fan: "It’s All About the Body"

We all know that one friend who talks about sex *way* too much. While that might fly in some circles, it doesn’t when it comes to dating a celebrity. If your only thoughts about your celebrity crush revolve around their abs or how hot they look in that one music video, you’re probably not going to end up with them. Here's the reality check: a person is more than just a walking fantasy. Celebs are looking for genuine connections, not someone who can’t see beyond their six-pack. If you treat them like a piece of eye candy, you’ll find that the only thing you’ll be connecting with is a cardboard cutout, yes, the one you keep in your room. lol So, maybe start thinking of them as a real person, and not just a human Pinterest board.

3. The Shallow Fan: "All Looks, No Substance"

Objectifying people might be a pastime for some, but if you're hoping to date a celeb, it’s an absolute deal-breaker. Celebrities aren’t just there to look good on your social media feed—they’re talented, hard-working individuals with interests, opinions, and personalities that go beyond their Instagram aesthetic. If you’re only interested in their looks, it’s like showing up to a dinner party and only talking about the wallpaper. Newsflash: it’s not a turn-on. Celebrities (just like anyone) crave real, authentic connections. So next time you tweet about how "hot" they look in a photoshoot, maybe try throwing in a compliment about their *actual* talents. It might just make them see you as more than just a shallow fan with questionable taste in hashtags.

4. The Kiss Ass: "I’m Your Biggest Fan (And I Have a T-shirt to Prove It)"

We’ve all seen them. The ones who are *too* enthusiastic about everything their celeb crush does—like, buying merchandise that features their celebrity's partner’s face, just to show how “down” they are. But guess what? Celebrities are *not* dumb. They can tell when someone is being disingenuous. If you think wearing a T-shirt with their dog’s face on it will make them fall head over heels for you, you’re sorely mistaken. It just screams desperation. Celebrities want authenticity, not the world’s most bizarre fan merch collection. Take a step back, be yourself, and stop pretending to be their #1 fan—because you’re definitely not fooling them.

5. The ‘Just Trying Too Hard’ Fan: "I’m So Unique, Look at Me!"

This is the fan who thinks that showing up at a celebrity’s event dressed in an absurd costume, or dropping *way* too many "accidental" Instagram comments, will somehow win them over. It's like you’re auditioning for the role of "Most Extra Fan" in their life. Guess what? Celebs don't need another *performance*. They need a person who can hold a real conversation and not just be an accessory to their brand. So, if you’re trying to get noticed by being *super* out-there with your fashion choices or social media stunts, remember: it's not about how loud you scream—it’s about how genuine you are when you talk.  

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How to Actually Date a Celebrity (Or at Least Not Get Blocked):  

Now, let’s get real for a second. If you’re serious about dating a celebrity, here are some **actual tips** to increase your chances of not coming off like an absolute psycho. Ready?  

1. Be Yourself (Unless You're a Stalker):Celebrities want to meet real people, not another fake persona trying to get in their good graces. So, put down that "I Heart [insert celeb's name]" T-shirt and be authentic. Be funny, be kind, and be *you*—not some over-caffeinated fan trying to impress them with your knowledge of their ex.  

2. Find Common Ground: Celebs have lives and interests that go beyond their career. If you're looking for love, start by finding something you genuinely have in common. Maybe they like the same obscure band you do, or they have a pet you could bond over. Get beyond the surface level, and actually get to know them as a person.  

3. Stop Making It Weird: Just because you’re a fan doesn't mean you need to talk about their every move. Keep your cool, and don’t bombard them with compliments or weird questions about their personal life.  

4. Be Patient: Celebrities have busy lives, and even if you do meet one, don’t expect them to fall for you just because you made them laugh once. Patience is key. 

5. Respect Their Boundaries: Celebs are people. That means if they want to keep things private or take a step back, respect that. If they’re not into you, don’t keep chasing them—let them be.

Follow these tips, and who knows? You might just go from a fan to a date. But, remember: don’t go all-in on the "fan" part of the relationship, because, spoiler alert: that’s not what they're looking for.  

Now go forth, not as a creepy, obsessive fan, but as someone worthy of a celeb’s attention (and maybe even their phone number). Good luck out there!

Love,

Hologram Cowboy

This was so delicious to read.

For some reason this appears to be shocking to people in the SPN fandom. I thought it was a well known fact that the Graul’s were/are Republicans?

Frankly, just because some celebrities signalled that they were voting Democrat doesn’t mean that’s what they did in the ballot box.

Gino Graul is not a celebrity, but his brother-in-law and sister are. What I am saying is that the fans don’t know any of them, they know the persona that they put forth to the public.

People need to stop placing so much weight on what celebrities think and how they behave. Vote your conscience, work to make the world a better place, and instead of worshipping at the alter of Hollywood (and setting yourselves up for disappointment) perhaps take up book reading as a form of entertainment.

Clearly True love 😂

Sorry not Sorry

Jensen’s face here is my face every time I see Danneel. Why does she always look beyond trashy? And what has she done to her face.

One last note: People can lie through their teeth but MICROEXPRESSIONS reveal truth.

His jaw feels like it's going to snap. I don't think I have ever seen him this tense.

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