not gwen

Sumerian Veteran: *has severe PTSD but doesn't know it because the term won't be invented for another 5000 years* I fight the same battle in my dreams every night and my relationship with my family has fallen apart.

Sumerian Healer: *saw hundreds of veterans with the exact same affliction before* You're cursed by desert demons.

actually we have recorded texts of sumerian warriors describing symptoms that closely match ptsd, and the diagnoses was not desert demons, but rather "Those dudes you killed are still attacking you with their ghosts because you killed them"

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

getting 0 notes on one of your posts that you personally thought was clever/funny

any time you find yourself believing there’s a secret version of anything you must take a step back and ask yourself. did i take my meds today. this is of course untrue for supernatural

Elon is recruiting randos from Twitter to compete for the chance to work themselves to death figuring out how to take away your welfare.

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

there is not a secret woke and just version of sexual surveillance & perversion hysteria that you can uncover by meticulously tweaking the demographics of your targets

I will lay 1000 damn daniel eggs