hopeless wanderer

my fave is when kirk makes a reference to spock’s humanity or human-like traits and spock’s like y u insult me dis way ur supposed to be my commanding officer pls cease and desist with ur hateful words

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land