shhhhh, she’s sleeping

Is there something deeply evil living within me or am I just up past my bedtime

Blasphemy

new louie zong ghosties!!

Since we’re on the topic of 1997 nostalgia, let’s also talk about how 1997 was the year when Gillian Anderson became the first actress in television history to win the Emmy, the Golden Globe, and the SAG Award for the same role.

catch me gardening topless at 5am telling my baby tomato plant about my bad dream

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

I may have gone overboard with this

@koheles

We’re entering a brave new world of memes that require a working knowledge of the history of memes to continue making memes

even the grater lol

the greeks at the gates of troy

This just in: Daniel Radcliffe is a genderfluid immortal

regret.mp4

“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”

hmmm

DID HE MAKE IT??

he makes it

THANK FUCKING GOD