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Funky Monkey's Tumblr-type thing...

@hol-hot-wholesome / hol-hot-wholesome.tumblr.com

Being the Tumblr Page of one Simon J. "FunkyMonkey" Broome. Pronouns: He Him His Het/Cis/possible Aspergeric/prone to messing up but willing to be better.
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"Who just learned Waffle House actually puts batter in waffle irons instead of defrosting Eggos like you'd get straight from a box?"

I'd send this to Funkyrants, but it's symptomatic of a greater truth: Fascists are idiots. Like, Terminally uncurious.

My dude, what did you think these drinks were in component? Because that's what they are, Syrup, and Water.

Also, the best Ice dispensors give small, bite-sized chunks, which have the Perfect Crunch at the bottom of the cup.

Because LOV DE CRONCH!

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