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nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

Butch/Butch couple

This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.

Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them

So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne

Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much

So I had to draw them in human form???

You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.

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This is some of that top-shelf, straight-up, good shit. Bless these big cat lesbians.

I’m so sorry, that lion is the tiger’s daughter. No lesbians, but it’s a super interesting case.

Tiger Momma adopted the Lion Baby, and while tigers leave their mothers when they get old enough, lionesses always stay in the pride and help mom raise her new babies. So the lioness stuck around to help mom so she could get a good grade in Daughter, and Mom basically shrugged and was like ‘weird, but okay’.

The super cool thing is, the tiger with the lion daughter was so much more successful in keeping her children alive pretty soon like half the tigers in the area were all her babies. They left her territory, but most set up shop in adjacent areas. This was because her overachiever lion daughter also wanted a good grade in Lion Pride, and stayed friendly with the siblings she helped raise to the point where she would attack intruding tigers who tried to go after her siblings, even after those siblings were grown.

And I’m talking ATTACK. Female lions will fight like hell to protect their babies and sisters, even one-on-one against an adult male lion 50 pounds heavier than them, if they feel like they have to. So a tiger sister would see another tiger and go ‘no I don’t want to fuck you’, and her lion sister would hear her yelling and be like

It was basically an accidental experiment that resulted in a loose, friendly kingdom of related tigers centered around their mom and a lion, and helped show how successful the ‘build a pack’ strategy was, evolution-wise. Mama Tiger accidentally changed the genetics of an entire population of tigers because she had a daughter there to help keep her babies alive.

So next time some dude-bro crypto asshole starts talking about how survival of the fittest is really survival of the selfish, maybe mention how discovering the power of cooperation made a regular tiger into the queen of a tiger kingdom

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I’ll reblog and would like to tell Dog that they are a Good Dog and offer them a treat. And some pets, if they’re willing.

I am not taking a risk

Not risking it pals

U know what I want potato of luck

Always reblog the potato 🥔🪙

Not superstitious but also not taking ANY luck risks this week

There is a future for you. There is a life worth living. Even if it seems far off or unimaginable, I promise, there is a world where you wake up and go about a life that you enjoy that is filled with small wonders.

I could say that I needed this on December 13, 2019, After the last UK General Election, when everything I believed fell through.

But I'd much rather say that I am living proof of this post, because nearly 5 years later, I could not imagine not being here. And this life is filled with small wonders, and lovely days, and I am finally beginning to become assured of myself in a way that I scarce have before.

YES.

The craziest thing was that Juno, their caseworker was played by a British Actress, whose next most famous performance was as a woman whose local bank branch became a "Trendy Wine Bar".

The British "Where's the Beef" is "Trendy Wine Bar". Funny how things work, isn't it?

I'm voting for Harris because I believe she has the better economic plan, the better environmental plan, and is a way better person for America than her opponent. I humbly suggest you cast your vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz, if at the least to protect adult creators like me from Project 2025.

Every fat person who dresses up in a costume they enjoy, who allows themself to eat candy on Halloween—you make the world a better place. When you do this, you help other fat people know it's okay to participate in society and culture too. You help drive a wooden stake into the cold, lifeless heart of diet culture. You help the fat children around you feel safer to dress up, eat candy, and actually enjoy their childhood. Through you, they learn they have a future as worthy of living as any thin person's.

You help end fatphobia by existing in this world.

So let yourself exist.

-Mod Worthy

So, I don't really like Garth Ennis' work, or at least what I've seen of his Superhero stuff. But one point in his Dan Dare series for Dynamite has Dare turning to his perennial Nemesis, the Mekon, and telling him straight: "we've always opposed squalid little tyrants like you, and that's all there is to it". And then he turns away, and unleashes his real anger on the Conniving British Prime Minister of the tale, who had been colluding with the Mekon's forces.

And that's what I see here. Roan opposing the squalid little Tyrant that is Drumpfelstiltskin, and instead laying deservedly into the higher-ups of the Dems that left it so long and didn't respond when the people and the National Mood shifted against all of the terrible-ness that they allowed on their watch, because something something we have to respect blah blah NOT IF IT IS ACTIVELY DESTROYING YOUR COUNTRY.

This isn't even my Blog, follow @funkyrants for my political stuff, but in the end, The Republicans are ideologues, and must be quelled, whereas the Democrats are mostly politicians, who can be argued with, persuaded, goaded, led, swayed, and flipped around.

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

Always reblog peent.

*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???

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Forever reblog.

Heaven let your eent shine down.

WORLD HERITAGE POST.

The simple art of wrapping small chunks of meat in thin flat sheets of containing material. And of course the joy of Mexican and spicy food in general. Come on Indian Fusion, keep up!

I think physical books and audiobooks should come with epubs the way vinyl records come with mp3s, change my mind

Audiobooks should come with mp3s, because effectively, mp3s were made for audiobooks. In fact, I believe Mister Alec of Technology Connections has a video all about the strange phenomenon of the Professional MP3 CD: