space cowboy

I hope Trump emotionally abuses Elon Musk regularly at least

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

"Does the author respect women" is a third distinct question from either of the other two.

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

middle aged men do this too

yeah okay ill reblog that

It's important to read to your kids but not too much lest they start saying words like "perchance" and "undoubtedly"

Hey, the ACLU is getting people to send letters to your Reps to have Congress pass the No Kings Act.

This act would make constitutional amendments to ensure that even sitting presidents are held liable for their actions. That NOBODY is above the law.

Their goal is 150k messages sent and at the time of writing this they're about 2.1k off from that goal!

ACLU gives you a prefilled message that you can edit to send to make the process easier, and will send it out for you.

This only takes a few minutes!

Not unreality, not a joke: I have never posted such a thing before here but- Please do this one for whatever good it might result in.

168,428 signed out of 175,000. Just 6,572 to go!

Yesterday, over a thousand signatures were added. Today, a few hundred. Keep boosting this, maybe send this to someone with a lotta followers, share the link on other platforms, encourage others to do the same.

We're 96% of the way there. C'mon, just a little further.

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

My personal conspiracy theory: RFK’s brain worm isn’t dead. It’s piloting him Ratatouille style. It’s been steering him to a government health office for years as part of a grand plan to deregulate food safety so more and more people get parasites and the brain worm reigns supreme over a population that is slowly being eaten away.

It is so deeply bizarre how everyone seems to just accept that which immigration is illegal or legal is just an objective truth delivered by God and not just a thing we made up. Even moderate democrats who are like no I support immigration but illegal immigration means you're actually evil and don't deserve life

lbr, that last tag is WHY conservatives are so afraid of it. They really think people want to come in and recolonize the country, that's it. That's the whole thing they're afraid of. Turnabout as fairplay.

And for the Europeans, they're worried about a "population swap", which: 🤮

I think here (and potentially in the US as well, as a second cause, there is the underlying fear of the colonized people that we exploited and continue to exploit, whose living space is being made uninhabitable by direct exploitation, resulting wars, and indirectly also by climate change, who come to Europe seeking *life*.

It's bad conscience/fear of consequences all the way down.

Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr

In retrospect it was high key insane that they had the activity feed embedded into your dash board like that

need what hugh grant and his wife have

giving birth sucks tbh. not only do you and the baby you’re birthing almost die, usually you shit yourself and often you tear your taint. then you have to push an organ out of your body (placenta) and if even a little of that remains in your body, you can hemorrhage to death or develop an infection that essentially rots your body from the inside out. even if you had a relatively “easy birth”, you bleed for weeks on end. even after that stops, your body and brain is changed for the rest of your life, the pregnancy leeched minerals from your bones, that can cause osteoporosis later. minor urinary incontinence is not uncommon, brain scans of people who gave birth show permanent changes in their brain, you’re never quite the same.

I say all of this not to say giving birth is disgusting but it is a harrowing and visceral experience. society downplays how fucking awful it is and makes it out to be a ~magical~ experience but it isn’t a magical transformative experience for everyone. it can be an extremely traumatic experience for someone who wanted to carry a pregnancy to term, much more so for someone who did not want to be pregnant in the first place or someone who knows their baby won’t survive the birth. anyway, abortion is a right. pregnancy and birth aren’t just inconvenient, it’s fucking awful.

went digging through the files to see what I was and wasn't going to finish and turns out I just never posted this one for whatever reason, so here you go! more Compass art, this time of a scene that got changed so much this never happened. an AU of an AU lol.