Gryffindor: I know you don’t like that shirt- but I could definitely pull it off.
Ravenclaw: *mumbles* Oh my god please do.
Gryffindor: What?
Ravenclaw: W H A T?
Ravenclaw: So you’re lying.
Slytherin: No... actually I’m standing, with great posture, I might add, I mean you could probably balance a stack of books on my head if you wanted-
Ravenclaw: Jesus Christ that’s not what I meant and you know it.
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Slytherin: Truth or dare?
Gryffindor: *exasperated* Truth.
Slytherin: Do you want to kiss me?
Gryffindor: Dare.
Slytherin: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me.
Gryffindor: Never have I ever-
Slytherin: ThAT’s NOt ThE gAMe.
Gryffindor: *laying awake in bed* Hey are you asleep yet?
Ravenclaw: Yes.
Gryffindor: Oh okay, I won’t bother you then.
~two hours later~
Gryffindor: ...
Gryffindor: Wait a fucking second.
Hufflepuff and Slytherin: *watching a movie*
Hufflepuff: *whispering seductively* You know I can think of something more fun than this that we could be doing.
Slytherin: *Flirting* Like what?
Hufflepuff: Eating food.
Hufflepuff: So you’re lying.
Ravenclaw: No... actually I’m standing, with great posture, might I add, I mean you could probably balance a stack of books on my head if you wanted-
Hufflepuff: Jesus Christ that’s not what I meant and you know it.
Gryffindor: *singing under their breath*
Slytherin: Oh my god that was-
Gryffindor: *blushing*
Slytherin: -Absolutely terrible, could you please be quiet I’m trying not to go deaf until I’m at least 40.
Hufflepuff: So you know how there’s that dance on Friday?
Ravenclaw: Yeah, what about it?
Hufflepuff: So like... do you want to go?
Ravenclaw: I already told you I was going just yesterday.
Hufflepuff: No, I mean go with me.
Ravenclaw: Jesus Christ why do you always need a ride you have your own fucking car-
Hufflepuff: *repeatedly banging their head against the wall*
Ravenclaw: I- I think I’m in love with you.
Slytherin: What do you mean you think? I’m a god damn miracle. You should know you’re in love with me.
Gryffindor: When I buy a car I’m gonna get a punch buggy.
Hufflepuff: Aww that’s so cute-
Gryffindor: That way I can be satisfied knowing I’m making people punch each other repeatedly wherever I go.
Slytherin: Truth or dare?
Gryffindor: *exasperated* Truth.
Slytherin: Do you want to kiss me?
Gryffindor: Dare.
Slytherin: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me.
Gryffindor: Never have I ever-
Slytherin: ThAT’s NOt ThE gAMe.
Gryffindor: I guess you could say I’ve... fallen for you. *winks*
Hufflepuff: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs how are you even alive-
Slytherin: *yawns*
Gryffindor: Wow being pretty must be so tiring.
Slytherin: If that’s the case no wonder you’re always up at 4am.
Gryffindor: Now that’s just rude.