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Just my (mostly) Apollo thoughts!

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Putting TOA Apollo into a dnd au whilst taking into consideration Actual Apollo is so funny bc like. Baby he can be ANY class if you try hard enough and aren’t afraid

for example:

barbarian: rouser of armies, generally killing people, temper -> Rages when fighting, TOA specific - killing Commodus 2 times in the way he did. as a multi-class thing, Apollo getting pissed mid battle, flying into a rage and suddenly fighting with his sword / bare hands. Learning to control and wield his rage to suit him and his allies in a useful destructive way!

bard: God of Music. And dance. And many more. Yeah you know this one.

cleric: bridge between divinity (Zeus & the fates, etc) and mortals, performs miracles and heals people, spreads his name & faith in the gods in the many places he goes, identity as a good, caring, involved father of his children -> patient and loving towards people he helps with added godly miracles.

druid: associated with hunting & Artemis, possibly was a hunting god in Archaic period(?), associated with a lot of animals which he also turns into (dolphins in the Homeric hymn come to mind). In order to build cities, you need to have good knowledge of living and working with your physical environment and surrounding as well as generally be good at surviving and thriving in the wild.

fighter: he fights?? Good with a sword, bow & arrow, fisticuffs - could be translated into a decent range of weapon proficiencies. Maybe he’s a fighter with a LOT of hobbies?? You could also throw him being a teacher in here - maybe he teaches fighting to kids??

monk: good at wrestling? Beat Ares at wrestling in the Olympics, Wrestled Phorbas and killed him. Similar to the barbarian anger thing, but less finding a useful outlet for anger and more controlling it and calming yourself. TOA specific - Commodus again.

paladin: upholds faith in the gods, delivers vengeance for them (when hubris’d) & (forcefully) protects devotees of the gods (I guess most examples are of his own eg. killing Neoptolemus when protecting his priests, etc.), and punishes hubris (could be more specific to the gods)

ranger: good with a bow & arrow. Associated with wolves & ravens. Hunter. Associated with Artemis.

rogue: the Odyssey mentions him (and Artemis) being the reason for sudden death because of their arrows - they’re silent, deadly, and unpredictable. Also something something intense light creates shadows. Could lead to an Apollo & Artemis tag team!

sorcerer: Divine prince of Olympus & favourite son of Zeus has GOT to have inherited power from his parentage. Very much the ‘extremely powerful son with the gift of prophecy whom the land itself tried to prevent from being born but was anyway’. Also a lot of exploration on his own heritage & inheritance - you could explore Trojan Apollo practicing his magic as a way of maintaining Trojan culture and his own heritage that is now almost gone. You could also mess with the many different theoretical origins irl Apollo has and make WHAT he inherited his power from a mystery.

warlock: ok this one is hard. perhaps myths where Apollo inherits / takes domains in a dodgy way. Particularly i think in terms of his associations with beings that aren’t quite gods / divine / worshipped per se, but are gods / divine / worshipped in a culture that an Apollo-worshipping culture then invaded / build relations with, then becoming their warlock out of repentance / power shifts depending on what the religion of said area would actually look like (maybe he’s introduced as a warlock of that divinity who then becomes more powerful and more worshipped by the people, then overthrows said divinity / breaks their pact) out of technicalities would be sick. For instance, Apollo being cursed to be a warlock of Python / Gaia to slowly inherit Python’s power, guided by his/her undying corpse is a pretty cool concept. Alternatively, being a warlock of Daphne out of remorse for what he did and her making sure he now protects people wherever he can & is a force for good, wearing laurels as a symbol of his pact!

wizard: god of knowledge etc etc. I see no reason why his desire for knowledge stops at learning how to manually shape the world around him! He can have whatever stone the Hyacinth one is as part of his staff.

Bonus!

artificer: he made the kithara and also something something cures eye injuries - he made tools to do so?? Again lots of pushing and pulling with this one, maybe crafting medicines could arguably count. Um he built Artemis’ first temple out of bones and goat heads (I think? Goat something) in that one account of a myth. I could see him having a phase of getting into making things himself.

blood hunter: blood sacrifice. The purification rites of Orestes & himself (after slaying Python), the Lycanthropy, the Odysseus dedicating his slaughter of the suitors to him, etc. He deals with a lot of moderation WHICH WOULD TRANSLATE TO SACRIFICING ENOUGH BLOOD TO REAP THE BENEFITS OF PERFORMING MAGIC WHILST NOT SERIOUSLY INJURING YOURSELF, NOT IMPLYING THAT HAVING ‘A LOT OF’ BLOOD (WHATEVER THAT COULD EVER POSSIBLY MEAN) IS BEING EXCESS FGFHNDHDNFN

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Putting TOA Apollo into a dnd au whilst taking into consideration Actual Apollo is so funny bc like. Baby he can be ANY class if you try hard enough and aren’t afraid

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HOUGH I NEED a fic with TOA Apollo (god of truth, prophecy, medicine, hunting) having a stint as a Private Investigator in a very overdramatic, eccentrically “him” way with Meg McCaffery as his partner (and muscle. And person with connections to the Triumvirate’s whole crime deal) being assigned stuff by the police being rude and nasty who clearly just want him to incriminate someone specific / close the case / cover up their shady stuff, so he goofs around, casually breaks reality and mocks old detective shows and Film Noir stuff to mess with them and generally waste their time and money BUT comes to the actual conclusion with incredible detail and accuracy so that they can’t COMPLAIN or argue against him AND THEN is very purposefully empathetic, gentle and efficient with cases for other people who are looking for and need help (in a very Columbo way. ACTUALLY OML INSTEAD OF REFERENCING HIS WIFE APOLLO CONSTANTLY REFERS TO HIS HUSBAND HYACINTHUS AND IT’S VERY UNCLEAR WHETHER HE’S ALIVE OR NOT (TOA paradox of Hyacinthus tuxedo)!)

it works really well! He would:

  • have good knowledge of analysing a crime scene bc medicine,
  • find people and put himself in suspects’ shoes bc hunting,
  • interrogate very very easily bc truth (again mostly he just messes with the actual culprit),
  • have hunches about where they might be bc prophecy,
  • be dramatic enough to loudly announce twists,
  • knows plenty of interesting people to “know a guy” (other gods, his children old and young, exes),
  • be beautiful enough and slutty enough (with love) to sustain a romantic subplot / inevitable tension (divorced) with “guys he knows” that he must dramatically call in despite their “complicated past” because he has “no other choice”. I could go on.

and Meg constantly resisting his dramatics and as the plot convenient way to resolve any emotional drama with Apollo (“but Meg, what if he hates me!” “Shut up. Do it.” “Okay! 😊”) and stop him going off on tangents if he drifts TOO far. It’s great!

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Sorry for not posting my mind has been invaded with assigning lamp shades to cover the heads of the gods. Productive? No. Cool? YEAg

I need to explain that this started bc I wanted to draw Apollo w my design of Hyacinthus (still in the works) to figure out how they work design wise as a duo and couldn’t decide on a face for him so I lampshaded the Man (divine). And well it spiralled from there. I think it’s great and everyone should do it good Exercise in drawing different body types and utilising shape language creating character and conveying emotion and intent through body language!!

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thinking about a choose-your-own adventure game as one of the gods trying to disguise themself as a human (in modern Greece) and depending on the decisions you make, the more you narrow yourself down from Vague God who is Everything They Are, into one of their broad functions, into one of their broad functions w political alignments (maybe also depends on location in Greece?), into 1 or 2 local epithets as your choices become less and less broad.

with a more meme-y approach: If you go into Greek Ares, half of his options are like KILL or EAT RAW MEAT or LAUNCH THEM INTO THE STRATOSPHERE or MAKE LIKE YOU’RE HUNTING EVERYONE IN A 3 MILE RADIUS FOR SPORT.

If you go down Athens Athena’s path, all the options become ridiculously convoluted and passive aggressive and only sometimes useful to the situation at hand.

Apollo’s choices at the beginning being unfairly, disgustingly different from each other like “adopt them” “eat their liver then poison the water supply” “[vaguely appropriate verbal response but kinda sleazy]” “quote a Delphic maxim and / or vague prophecy and ascend through the roof (cost: €2,000)”.

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thinking about a crossover between TOA and Ace Attorney is making me cackle. Because if you made TOA Apollo a defence attorney, Wright and Apollo Justice would have to be subjected to his bastard defence that is “um you should let my client not get punished for murdering his mother because. Because his mother killed her husband which is um. Which is worse because. Um. Uh. Well when you think about it do mothers really matters when it comes to them when they have a child. your relationship to your mother doesn’t actually matter Your Honour because you’ve been raised without your mother and you’re perfectly fine right. Btw if you disagree you’re totally not fine” WHICH IS SOMEHOW WORSE THAN ACE ATTORNEY
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disease Apollo being Freaky™️ and disease™️ has two rats in his skin called Ched (Coronary Heart Disease) and Tube (Tuberculosis) and he pulls them out in fields so they can run around. Enrichment

If you’re looking more at the context instead of the myths themselves with SO, SO much artistic liberty, Hyacinthus meeting Apollo by stumbling across this whilst tending to his crops is a really truly great GREAT way for him to meet Apollo take it from me don’t you even worry about it. you tilling the fields and you see the most beautiful man you’ve ever seen with the most giddy infectious smile pull this wyd

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ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE STARRING APOLLO AS THE GOD OF DISEASE AND PLAGUE AND ASCLEPIUS & ASSORTED CHILDREN AS HEALERS WHO USE THE POWER THEY INHERITIED FROM HIM TO WARD IT OFF. THE DRAMA THE TENSION THE DEALING WITH HEARING SECONDHAND THAT SOMEONE YOU LOVE HAS DONE AWFUL THINGS DURING A LONG AND ARDUOUS JOURNEY TO CONFRONT IT. OOOOOO
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WAIT TECHNICALLY TOA APOLLO RETALIATING AGAINST ZEUS’ ACTIONS POST-TOA (I don’t think him overthrowing Zeus is quite in character but for catharsis reasons sure) HILARIOUSLY MAKES SENSE WHEN YOU REMEMBER ROMAN LAWS ABOUT FATHERS SELLING THEIR SON INTO SLAVERY. first two times it’s fine but the after the THIRD you don’t have to take it!!
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the funniest way to reference Heracles stealing Apollo’s tripod in a story is making Apollo Very protective of any and all of his chairs btw. That’s HIS DON’T SIT ON ITTTTT
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What if you made Apollo and Artemis be claustrophobic after the months they spent conscious and in The Womb™️…

what if you made the rooms of Apollo’s palace(s) being huge and well-lit for this exact reason… Easy to pass off as for grandeur and lighting but 👏🏽👏🏽 trauma!!

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What if you made Apollo and Artemis be claustrophobic after the months they spent conscious and in The Womb™️…
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literally the most self-indulgent thing I’ve ever made, but Toa au where Apollo explores gender more and realises she’s a trans woman and her name is Dora short for Apollodora bc she thinks her name is The Shit and her gender is Apollo but like. to the right (fem). Cyrene hugs her and goes “yesss another wife!! I’m going to put you in my backpack and carry you everywhere” the muses collectively, to similar effect, go “SAPPHIC PLATONIC MARRIAGE DOZEN BUT THERE IS ONE (1) WIFE IN COMMON!!” and Artemis gently invites her to be part of the hunt and she cries so so hard. She dresses so weirdly with so many skirts and dresses and flower clips and things and like a flapper all the time and with boots with the fur (IM SORRY I FORGOT THE NAME) and doesn’t shave her arms and legs but does shave her facial hair and wears girly flowers in her hair but now in a super girly way and she’s so happy.
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crying over Apollo appearing in a nuclear power plant like a cryptid and skittering everywhere, setting all the Geiger counters off to horrifying levels. he is trying to eat the nuclear waste.

TOA Apollo’s Naomi Solace voice “(cooing) what is this wet rat toxic man doing in my backyard! I will give you FIVE (5) kisses if you unsterilise yourself, darling. How was the nuclear waste was the nuclear waste fun” (secret canon reason why Will Solace glows.)

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(Not my meme, found it on Pinterest a while ago)

Apparently nobody has done this yet, so i present to you:

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Potentially consider writing that (from that one version) Athena, instead of cursing that one specific flute, cursed every single flute that would ever be made but the curse is just Apollo hates you for playing it now. Euterpe: (epic flute solo) Apollo: Wonderful! Truly, your skill is unparalleled for creating such a beautiful sound on such a DISTASTEFUL and UGLY instrument!
Euterpe: Apollo: Euterpe please why did you pick this weak tube you could have picked any other instrument to master and elevate to divine- Euterpe: dude can you chill literally once. come on man

love all of these they are so funny. in my mind Athena’s cursed curse was super vague. Like boy oh boy if you play the flute Something Bad will happen, preferably in relation to your flute playing. and from then on (OR MAYBE ALWAYS…) Apollo had a weird animosity towards flutes. That or because Marsyas. I like Apollo knowing but simply not caring, because it’s funny and I think he’d just go “well, regardless, the flute is still a distasteful instrument!”.

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