Peter Strahm, in front of you are three hurdles and a ballpit and a small trampoline and some swings and a slide and a paddling pool and a bouncy ball and
Hoffman: Peter Strahm
Strahm: Mark I can't do this today, I have-
Hoffman: Shush this one's good
Strahm: *waits*
*doors open to reveal Hoffman sat in a chair holding an inflatable hammer*
Hoffman: tie my shoelaces or I will beat you to death
Strahm: why
Hoffman: I can't tie them, I'm holding a hammer
Strahm: I'll stay the night, but if I wake up in a trap, I'm not letting you hit again
Hoffman: ofc
Strahm, waking up in what is very obviously a trap: Mark, why do I smell burning
Hoffman's voice coming through Billy while he's sat up in a commentator booth: uhhhhhh breakfast
Strahm, banging on the glass: You motherfucker! I'm gonna fucking kill you!
Hoffman, on the other side of the glass with a commentator's mic: This is a really good angle for you
Strahm, waking up in a trap: Goddamn it John Kramer!
Hoffman, impersonating John over the sound system: Peter Strahm. I wanna- *cough* hold on *water bottle crinkling* I wanna play a game. Should you succeed this uhhhh... test, I'll let you go. All you have to do is answer this question, how big is it
Non timeline compliant AU where mark just puts Peter through traps he's made like one of those hamster challenge YouTube channels. Look at him go!