long suffering dylan fan

TEEN WOLF MOVIE SPOILERS

watched the movie bc i can’t help myself and derek hale my number 1 baby love for over a decade was back so i had to see it thru and fucking holy shit

derek was the only good thing! WHATByhenFUCK REASON WAS THERE FOR HIM TO DIE BY FIRE WHAT THE EVERUFCKINGLOVEINGGGG FUCK I FELT siCK SEEING THAT like viscerally unwell watching him BURN TOMDEATH!!!??!!?????? it's so gross!! below the belt hideous heinous unnecessary way to kill off anyone let alone DEREKKKK HALE Omhhhhfiffj and HIS SON WATCHED???? i expected nothjng from this movie but holy fuck

couldn’t tell u much else about what happened. didn’t make sense. lots of swearing! malia’s ass was all the way out. derek fuckin took in stiles’ jeep. he has a cute house and is so #daddy. eli hale really is a stiles dupe. scallison back together but i felt nothing. was bored. was confused. lydia rocks a pencil skirt and sty/dia break up explanation is so funny. melissa’s a doctor thought that was cute. lore all over the place. stiles barely mentioned but that’s fine keep his name out of your mouth. just in disbelief that they did derek like that and in disbelief that i let teen wolf put me in a state of disbelief in the year 2023

ANYWAY as always canon will be disregarded and im safe in the knowledge derek is thriving with his husband stiles (and uh their son eli lmao there was literally no explanation where he came from sooooo mpreg stans rise)

final thoughts: i hope this film gets pulled from streaming or where the fuck ever for being Too Horseshit Stupid

I’ve come back from the dead to say oh my fucking god holy shit what the fjckukkkk what the!!! Hell!! Fuck!!!!!!!! The thighs ohhhhhhggg my goddod the THIGHS holy. Fucking god Jesus damn fuck what the shitting hell !

just watched the outfit (!) and these shots got me feeling some kind of way

i care very little for the teen wolf movie the show died a boring death in 2017 and shouldn’t be revived IMO but excuse me what the… fuck…. how is this possible

is there a time jump? or did kate have a secret kid? or was there someone else who statutory r@ped derek? i hate this so much thanks

there’s something so agjshdyj&&)!6£lhgps abt dylan waiting with his mouth open… for something… to be put in it….

8 YEARS APART 💖😍🥰💖😍🤪💗💞

just this on loop

not to gatekeep dylan but I loved him first tysm