Give a warm welcome to Westwood, the wayward adventurer!

With a natural asymmetric design, Westwood features a subtle horizontal lean, lifelike folds, wrinkles, and veins.

His gentle backward curve and smooth, pronounced glans make him an excellent choice for g- and p-spot stimulation, while his tapered head aids in easy insertion.

Available in our widest range of sizes to date, Westwood makes a great companion for everything from warmups to daily play sessions and offers an extremely smooth ride with a lil twist.

Westwood will launch in our 02/13 drop with *five* sizes ranging from a 4" squish size to a 10" behemoth!

For more sizing information, check out Westwood's catalog page! He's a bit of a girthy friend.

Want to see an XL in the future? Let us know!

Want a snow wiggler off your own? Head on over to Twitter @HodgePodgeEnt for a chance to win one of these lovely colorshift Scyllas! As always, 18+ only.

Internationals friends are responsible for customs/import fees. Winner will be contacted via Twitter dm on 02/05!

Up for grabs this time is a wiggly Scylla tentacle in your choice of size, cast in 00-30 platinum silicone in a stunning purple-blue colorshift highlight over a black base.

We'll have more of these beautiful wigglers available in our next inventory drop on 02/13!

As our 11/14 drop approaches, enjoy some Moonstones and some important announcements!

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This will be HPE's last drop of 2023!

It is not a huge drop, but we've tried to make it particularly nice as a final huzzah. ☺️

The shop will still be up through the winter, and we'll be shipping orders as normal, but after this drop we will not have any new inventory until 2024.

Teenies and Standard Kits will be restocked on 11/14! This will be their last restock of the year, so if you've been waiting for some miniature cuties, next week is go-time!

We're starting to come up on the hectic end-of-year scramble that is holiday shipping!

While we're not expecting any delays this drop, please keep in mind that there may be some delivery delays in the coming weeks as the post tends to get overwhelmed during this time of year. 💕

Watermelon tourmaline in soft+!

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These have such a pretty pink/silver crystalline shimmer!

A sneak peak at our absolutely opulent rose quartz color for next Tuesday's drop!

Some beautiful cloudy fluorite pours! I think we really nailed this color!

Black opal silicone? Yes please!

November's our gemstone month, and it's going to be a doozy! Check out our next inventory drop on 11/14 for some beautifully sparkly gem-themed pours.

🦇🎃Spooky Kits, You Say?🎃🦇

Want a squishy, spooky new friend of your own?

Follow, like, and reblog to enter for a chance to win a full set of spooky cuties: one each of Batkit, Zombikit, Pumpkit, and Demonkit!

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As always, 18+ only!

No purchase necessary to enter.

Winner will be contacted via DM on 10/16!

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Want more chances to win?

Check us out on Twitter!

They're baaaaack

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Check out the Trinkets section of the shop during October restocks to snag a spooky cutie of your own!

We will not be taking backorders this year, but will have two Kit drops this month!

Keep an eye out for a different opportunity soon. 👀

Be careful... The light attracts them.

A unique insectoid creation by Venus, Whisper lands softly at the doors of the Entourage!

A tantalizing combination of tentacle and maw, Whisper's long, sinuous tongue features a plethora of rounded ridges, bumps, and swirls topped with a distinctive spiraled tip.

Their large, round base shows off some impressive peepers and an adorable set of fluffy miniaturized antenna.

Check out the deets on Whisper's catalog page, and see if this beautiful buggy is in stock here!

They're baaaa-aaaack! Give a warm welcome (back) to Isonade, now in grinder form! This graceful leviathan features a prominent set of large, invitingly ribbed lips, enticing external details, and deliciously textured inner folds. Isonade grinder is available in both a flaccid and chub version in addition to their fully erect insertable version! What the heck is a grinder? Good question! Check out our handy-dandy FAQ section on the different types of toys HPE offer!

Introducing MEIGUI

Oh my goodness, I forgot to post our newest friend last month!

Introducing Meigui!

Showcasing original sculptwork by @BATTERYCPS on Twitter with an HPE flair, this floral beauty features two serpentine shafts with tapered rosehip tips, mild upper textures, and layered ridges of scales! Available now in inventory!

CALAMITY

We don't do named colors too often, but this is a returning fan favorite that may be pertinent to today, for some reason.

Calamity features a fleshy head, olive shaft, and dark green base with an intensely metallic gold ring!

A handful of Calamities will be available 5/23!