alicia zimmermann is midwestern
okay so my midwestern ass is ready for this
ALICIA ZIMMERMANN, MIDWESTERN QUEEN
- eats ranch with everything. Pizza? Ranch. French Fries? Ranch. Chicken? Just needs bacon and ranch.
- Do I get to choose a city? The answer is yes. Alicia Zimmermann is from St. Louis. She went to… (consults my favorite article ever) Nerinx Hall. She asks everyone where they went to high school. Even if they aren’t from STL. (it’s dumb and we literally all do it and i cannot explain why.)
- this means that she also loves this crust pizza. This is not optional. she brings all her model friends on board by trying to convince them that it’s all the goodness of pizza with fewer calories.
- Alicia Zimmermann, queen of the cornfields.
- i will expand on this at a time that isnt 6 am
YES! *bangs fists on table* I AM HERE FOR ALICIA ZIMMERMANN FROM STL!
And I guess I’m okay with her having gone to Nerinx since she’s an actress and some pretty notable actresses have gone there. My mom also went there. So that’s fine, I guess.
She also loves toasted ravioli and Bob is just like, “wtf? Who the hell deep fries ravioli?” and she’s like, “I have embraced poutine and everything maple and your weird-ass french, the least you can do is admit that these are delicious.”
The only time she roots against Bob/Jack is when they play the Blues. Because “I’m sorry, but I’m still waiting for them to get a goddamned Cup and you have four, so just shut your mouth, Bob.”
When she and Jon Hamm work together they have Ted Drews and Imo’s overnighted to the set (what? pizza and frozen custard places from your home town don’t deliver nationwide? that’s sad for you) and watch Cardinal’s games together while drinking Buds, which they would not be caught dead drinking anywhere else with anyone else, but it tastes like home, okay?