gooner mewing baby gronk skibidi rizz in ohio is just the new big chungus ugandan knuckles dogelore ligma is just the new deep fried mlg montage here come dat boy dicks out for harambe is just the new rage face forever alone trololo that feel when no gf which according to my dad is just the modern replacement for nerds incessantly quoting Monty Python at each other

source: That's Ms. Bulldyke to You, Charlie! by Jane Caminos

smoking the prehistoric weed that was frozen in ice for one million years

this is what every cast of fuckable male characters in western RPGs look like and people that like these games will hump their couch with an insatiable lust over them

@lazyjellyfish300 ……I’m not gonna say a word

LMFAO humping the couch with insatiable lust 💀💀💀 listen....I get it 😅🥵

I’m showing your posts whenever my besties insist I’m the biggest simp

Asdffjjjkl hope they enjoy the show 😅😂😇🤭 @miguel-ohara-wifey

Helllllllooooooooo I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so YOU don't have to!

I'm gonna be honest guys, I rewatched the Pokemon movie again and honestly... I rea- *DOOR SMASHES OPEN*

DOUG! YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKER! I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR SHIT!

Woah, what's th-

Doug. Shut the fuck up. Don't even play around and act like you weren't FUCKING my WIFE for

FOUR FUCKING YEARS!

Joseph I genuinely have no id-

SHUT UP YOU MOTHER FUCKER! IM GONNA FUCKING DO IT! RRRRAAAAGHHHHH!!!!

AAAHHHHHH!!!

AAAHHHH

Wait... where am I?

*all in unison* You're in Heaven now, Mr. Walker. Follow us.

MEANWHILE BACK ON EARTH

my fallow americans we hasusbubah sfbg aadshfb doug walker nostalgia critic has bassed away and we are holding a ceremonie at the southern chicago s-

*sees a bug outside*

And from that day forth, that bug was in charge of the night time

We should put sex and magic on their own pride flag. Represent all the animal girls and wizards on this beautiful website

Behold, the sex and magic pride flag!

This is just magnet again

I mean youre right but this is just magnet again.

I love that every year fire departments are like "hey. maybe DON'T fry your turkeys?"

and across the nation, patriots rise up and shout "FUCK YOU" bc surely it'll be fine for THEM

and then start massive grease fires in their backyards

it is my most favorite thanksgiving tradition

for non-americans who have no idea what I'm talking about, a TON of fire departments and public health people will do annual presentation videos on how deep frying turkeys can go catastrophically bad

and every year, the american public goes "...anyway, where's my propane tank-"

himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.

the transition im crying

I am walking onto the field. Haters are forcefully removing me from the premise

that is a robust possum. but also the < face cracks me up every time

officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you're not actually a fed, if you're causing infighting in a minority community then you're a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up

some people understood this post. some people revealed themselves to be feds

The only thing more pathetic than a paid fed is a chump doing a fed's job for free

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

Gang it's almost 2025 and they're putting a fascist in office again can we maybe stop with the "TMA" "TME" stuff and work together as a community for five seconds?

Believe it or not our agabs genuinely don't matter to these people; we're all just faggots who need to be eradicated or legislated out of existence; can we stop pulling each other's hair and gatekeeping what folks are "allowed" to identify as? Or who experiences what kind of hate and whether or not one is worse than the other?

Leftist infighting right now is especially not needed

The amount of name calling and finger pointing and jokes about moving to another country and how much you hate the Midwest and the south and how many of y’all know where the food bank is?

No I’m being so dead ass do you know where the food bank is? The homeless shelter? Do you know the name of the domestic violence shelter near you? Do you know your neighbors???

Last bit I’m adding to this. Whenever I start talking about community a LOT of y’all get confused thinking I mean people in your vicinity who agree with everything that you stand for. I don’t. I’m sorry. I mean your community. And I’m talking about the goals of said communities.

Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?

Mixed reviews

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

Boys who up smacking they rat?