Midnight talker

we are ALL horse girls when watching the ride of the rohirrim at the battle of pelennor fields

Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

I don't know

PEDRO PASCAL "Gladiator II" Royal Film Performance and Global Premiere (November 13, 2024)

"oh boy I sure wish there were a fast, free and private alternative to google chrome"

the humble mozilla firefox:

never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

hello um would you like to engage in some tomfoolery and perhaps shenanigans with me? (with unbearable lust)

those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god

I love when you see someone reblogging a text post multiple times because you don’t know if tumblr glitched on their end or if the post, “who else up garging they goyle” really fucking resonated with them and they just had to rb that mf 4x

tumblr will never count as social media to me. This shit a secret hideout and we just all happen to see each others thoughts

props for possibly my fav comment on AO3 ever

guy after having a completely normal social interaction: i made things weird again and they hate me

my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw

quacking in my boobs over this

QUAKING

BOOTS. FUCKER

So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

Art challenge where you have to finish what you're making

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