Am I gonna be able to find a fanfic of Data and Bashir sexing nasty style or am I just gonna have to make it myself
remembering that it is quite fun to draw traditionally again
idc if it's not a person. if your icon is a sunrise, you're a sunrise now.
Yall gotta stop posting about McCoy’s hands I can only get so-
No. I shan’t say it.
At Shatner Q&A and he was asked for a story about time on the Star Trek set, which started a story about him gaslighting De:
They filmed really late, and one shoot at 2 am, Deforest told Bill he’d been worried about his memory lately and thought he might be starting to lose it. Of course, Bill decides to fuck with him the next morning at breakfast.
De fixes himself a bagel (first mistake, cause Bill thinks it’s funny that he’s not eating grits cause he’s a ‘southern gentleman’) and after De presses it down in the toaster, Bill asks Leonard to go distract him. Leonard pulls De to the side, saying somethings in his eyes, and while they’re gone Bill steals the bagel out of the toaster, shoves it in his pocket, and puts the toaster back down. De comes back, waits in front of the toaster, and it pops up with nothing inside. De starts mumbling to himself, and gives up and fixes another bagel.
Bill sends Leonard to distract him again, but no longer has a pocket for this bagel and shoves it in his mouth to eat it. De comes back, toaster pops, no bagel. Then he starts to get pissed off, and he whips around in time to catch Bill furiously trying to eat his bagel in time, and shouts,
“YOUUU SON OF A BITCH!”
i'm picturing like... suspiciously bagel-shaped william shatner sitting there like
This is the best addition yet 😭
So is anyone gonna do a Wolverine MammaMia AU fic or am I gonna have to do it my damn self.
Scott as Harry (the one who ends up being gay (straight?) Idfk he marries Jean. Also most likely the actual father)
Kurt as Bill (the fun adventurous one who was never good at being suave)
Wade as Sam (the one who’s still in love with Logan, and Logan’s in love with him)
Laura is graduating and being inducted into a new team, all of the guys were gonna be there anyway but she wanted Logan to have someone when she was gone and sets up a whole thing. It’s all very sweet. And so, so gay.
At Shatner Q&A and he was asked for a story about time on the Star Trek set, which started a story about him gaslighting De:
They filmed really late, and one shoot at 2 am, Deforest told Bill he’d been worried about his memory lately and thought he might be starting to lose it. Of course, Bill decides to fuck with him the next morning at breakfast.
De fixes himself a bagel (first mistake, cause Bill thinks it’s funny that he’s not eating grits cause he’s a ‘southern gentleman’) and after De presses it down in the toaster, Bill asks Leonard to go distract him. Leonard pulls De to the side, saying somethings in his eyes, and while they’re gone Bill steals the bagel out of the toaster, shoves it in his pocket, and puts the toaster back down. De comes back, waits in front of the toaster, and it pops up with nothing inside. De starts mumbling to himself, and gives up and fixes another bagel.
Bill sends Leonard to distract him again, but no longer has a pocket for this bagel and shoves it in his mouth to eat it. De comes back, toaster pops, no bagel. Then he starts to get pissed off, and he whips around in time to catch Bill furiously trying to eat his bagel in time, and shouts,
“YOUUU SON OF A BITCH!”
!!! This is the origin of the revenge muffin story!!!
I am not familiar with the revenge muffin story??? Wow I’m embarrassed. Please give me this beautiful story <3
cardassians be like o}:)
bajorans be like :»)
klingons be like }}:)
ferengi be like O°=°O
vulcans be like {ò_ó}
andorians be like =:)
denobulans be like :}
vorta be like («|•_•|»)
Humans be like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bolians be like (•_|_•)
Catians be like (^•.•^)
Aurelians be like (• < •)
Gorn be like (• €= •)
At Shatner Q&A and he was asked for a story about time on the Star Trek set, which started a story about him gaslighting De:
They filmed really late, and one shoot at 2 am, Deforest told Bill he’d been worried about his memory lately and thought he might be starting to lose it. Of course, Bill decides to fuck with him the next morning at breakfast.
De fixes himself a bagel (first mistake, cause Bill thinks it’s funny that he’s not eating grits cause he’s a ‘southern gentleman’) and after De presses it down in the toaster, Bill asks Leonard to go distract him. Leonard pulls De to the side, saying somethings in his eyes, and while they’re gone Bill steals the bagel out of the toaster, shoves it in his pocket, and puts the toaster back down. De comes back, waits in front of the toaster, and it pops up with nothing inside. De starts mumbling to himself, and gives up and fixes another bagel.
Bill sends Leonard to distract him again, but no longer has a pocket for this bagel and shoves it in his mouth to eat it. De comes back, toaster pops, no bagel. Then he starts to get pissed off, and he whips around in time to catch Bill furiously trying to eat his bagel in time, and shouts,
“YOUUU SON OF A BITCH!”
I’m at a Shat Man movie showing with a Q&A after and I have never been in a room simultaneously filled of so many autistics and so many neurotypical. Who taught you to stand in the aisle to talk and walk on the wrong side. Who taught you that Will Shatner was a good option for quality Star Trek content. Why are any of us here.
Hm.
I’m pretty normal about this. Won’t be weird at all. Not my tumblr crush or anything.
In "Past Prologue" Garak does this weird hand thing and I adore it what is happening
Kind of iconic that Spock went to his own fucking wedding in his normal starfleet uniform not even the formal dress uniform, like he literally didn't give a fuck about the wedding at all. Imagine just clocking off from your work at the science lab and rolling up to your own wedding looking like this.
Hell he didn't even tell Bones and Jim (His groomsmen) to change uniforms so he just had his doctor, and boss rolling up to his wedding in essentially medical scrubs and military fatigues
When you and your on and off and on again bff get stuck on a desert planet 😔