I respect batman because most parents only have to deal with the “watch this! are you watching? watch!” *does a cartwheel* for a few years but no that man has nightwing for a son and he doesn’t even ask, batmans out there discussing the latest drug ring with someone doing a handstand

I respect nightwing because I’d also like to do that to batman

Tim Drake’s self preservation instincts do NOT kick in

Batman gets frustrated with Red Hood one night and automatically just yells in his most 'Angry Dad Voice'- That's it! You're grounded!!

Jason, caught off guard and reacting on instinct, stomps his foot and starts protesting- Are you kidding me?! This isn't fair! I didn't even do anything!

The argument continues until they both realize that Jason's men are watching them with growing confusion

Bruce: “Has anybody here had any contact with Jason in the last five months?”

Steph, who has been exchanging rants about their favorite shows with him daily and is currenly typing a new one: “…No.”

They’re secret besties, actually

I can’t remember which issue but there’s a robin comic where he tells Tim to get some rest and then wakes him like 2 hours later and I can’t help but think any normal 14 year old would have had a fit.

Dick Grayson and Jason Todd solving a case together

I had this idea - out of the batkids, who'd have the most scars?

Bruce is obviously the all-round winner, followed by Jason. I know the Lazarus pit gets rid of scars and so any injuries he got before then, he's lost, but Jason strikes me as such a reckless guy who never gets proper medical care when he gets stabbed or shot in all the alleys he's stalked in Gotham that he'd quickly rack up scars and get second place. (Also I think he'd have autopsy scars, but that's a post for another day)

Next contender would be Damian. I think, given his year of blood, despite having Ra's care, he would still rack up quite a lot of scars, more than Dick.

Then Dick: not because he doesn't have experience, but because at some point after Jason's death, he'd become a lot more cautious about taking care of himself, for Bruce's sake. If Bruce lost another kid, or another child got crippled, he wouldn't be able to handle it.

And finally, Tim. Because he's a wee bit insecure and believes that compared to the other kids, his strength is with his mind, rather han his body, and his fight style would reflect that. Stealthy, quick, not at all brawl-like.

Still can't get over the fact that stan canonically wrote fanfics

Jason: How long do you think it'll be until Tim finally snaps and commits murder?

Dick: I've been going through life assuming it's already happened at some point and it's just that no one was ever able to trace it back to him.

Tim: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Dick: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Jason: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Dick: but I heard a siren.

Tim: That was Bruce screaming.

26. Safe

[ID: A black and white sketch of Jason Todd sleeping on a sofa, a book lying on his chest]

u guys don’t understand how much how small jason was as robin means to me,,, he was tiny,,, his ass was NOT physically fit i tell u,,,

little guy really was little

Saw this post and immediately knew I had to make it Ford

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THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY

BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭