okay…. shikamaru’s story is gay… ive been saying shikanaru shouldve been endgame since season 1 tbh

Consider: judging by the shape of their jaw and teeth, Turians probably don’t chew their food. Those teeth are for piercing and ripping, not masticating, so they likely swallow bites whole and grind them up in a gizzard. Conclusion: Turians eating look mildly to moderately terrifying depending on their individual table manners.

I want a supervillain who is ruthless and evil but doesn’t abuse their henchmen

I want a supervillain who treats their henchmen with respect.

If one of them gets propositioned by the enemy, I want the response to be, “Why would I ever want to leave? They bought my underwater mortgage and signed the house over to me.”

or 

“We get paid parental leave for up to five years.”

or

“They saw that I didn’t have any professional clothes for the job, so they gave me a corporate credit card to get a new wardrobe.”

or

“They built a community center and free housing for the homeless in my neighborhood.”

or

“You know that cop that got paid leave for killing that black kid? My boss used their connections to get him arrested, convicted, and stole every dime he had and gave it to the victim’s family.”

Killing your henchmen to show how evil and badass you are is so outdated.  Try winning them over with kindness or something.

“I was feeling lonely and depressed since I moved out to this city, so they got me two kittens and paid all the vet bills and the pet security deposit for my apartment.”