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Today was Gustav Adolf the great’s deathday. He was a Swedish king who lived from 1594-1632. He died in  Lützen during the thirty-year war. Everywhere in Sweden there’s Swedish flags.

even on the buses.

SatW sister Sweden: *caugh* well, you tried.

SatW brother Sweden: can you please show some respect?

SatW sister Sweden: common, agee with me here, that idea with the boat was rather bad.

SatW brother Sweden: He was a great warrior, sister, plus I think the boat looked great.

SatW sister Sweden: yeah, it LOOKED great, but it was horrible. It float for 20 minits. Even you where dumb enough to think it would work.

SatW brother Sweden: Well, to my defense, we didn’t know much about fysics back then.

SatW sister Sweden: Maybe cuz you only took time on fighting other countries?

SatW brother Sweden: Oh, so that what it is, huh.

SatW sister Sweden: I think the boat represents us pretty well now. We look good but our politics are shit.

Satw brother Sweden: Maybe you should’ve said something then for like, 400 years ago?!

SatW sister Sweden: OH, so NOW you want me to talk, huh?! Didn’t you say that the man should do the job?!

SatW brother Sweden: I WAS YOUNG BACK THEN! I didn’t know shit! I couldn’t help it!

Satw sister Sweden: That’s what they ALWAYS say! Always excuses! There’s no excuses to being sexist!

SatW brother Sweden: I’ve told you that I’M SORRY!

Gustav adolf den store: They do this every year.