Just a guy.

Costco doesnt fuck around

That man is Jeff Bezos.

this might come across as somewhat anti-capitalist but... I want to not die.

Motörhead

Vestrahorn, Iceland

Samurai during Late Tokugawa era, with Snider Enfield Rifle.

This is one my favorite SNL moments

obviously unplanned moments like this are why I love SNL

This 1000 year old Katana looks as good as it did the day it was made. [3746x3024]

Source: https://reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/comments/f72y5g/this_1000_year_old_katana_looks_as_good_as_it_did/

Oh man… This is no longer my lane but I can’t leave this at “1000 year old sword”.

This is Mikazuki. The Crescent Moon blade.

This sword was crafted by Sanj(y)o Munechika and is older than 1000 years. (The Smith’s oldest signed work is from 987).

There are only 5 of the smith’s pieces remaining and this one exhibits one of the first times in history that the Japanese sword takes on it’s utilitarian curved shape.

This sword was owned by a laundry list of important historical figures including Oda Nobunaga’s general Toyotomi Hideyoshi who unified Japan.

You are essentially looking at a Japanese Excalibur.

I am humbled to even be able to see a picture of this sword.

If I could ever see this blade in person I might just die there on the spot.

This blade is one of the finest examples of the blacksmith’s art ever created. Ever. Anywhere. Period.

Hows your retirement plan look now?

A school of fish following a duck

The adhd modes of food

1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck

2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine

3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart

4. Mac And Cheese

5. You got engrossed in a project, suddenly you feel like you’re going to die, or faint, or both? Oh. you’re hungry.

6. You’re hungry.  But every food you can think of sounds disgusting.  Time for your 15th day of lunchables for breakfast in a row.

7. You couldn't make up your mind where to eat so you went to the gas station and bought $45 worth of snacks.

Be reborn, my friend. Every day is another opportunity to be birthed anew.

I see no difference.

This spear sword is finished!! This one has sold. We will be making more like it soon. If you’d like something like this send me a message here for more info. Thanks everyone!!

In Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (1977) Luke, Han, and Leia are trapped in garbage that fails to kill them. This is foreshadowing the fan base turning into toxic trash; attempting to kill any remaining joy to be found in the film series.

This makes way too much sense. And would explain quite a bit.