also like kiba is a notoriously dirty fighter and kiba teaches hinata all the tricks he learnt from hana (she’s always said there’s no such thing as a fair fight being a shinobi). Team 8 are the worst team to spar against bc of it, they will not hold back, and they WILL make you regret all your life choices
To boost business, Tenten sets up a self defense workshop for civilian women-etc. Lee comes in occasionally with Lee Jr, teaches basic hand to hand combat, Tenten covers the basics with weapons and how to utilize everyday objects offensively/defensively.
Tenten and Lee be like
if i ever see sasuke uchiha at target i will beat his ass
Hate it when cis people ask unnecessary and invasive questions like "are your experiments ethical?" And "where is that screamimg coming from?"
i find it very ironical how the uchiha embody what hagoromo claimed to value the most and was the reason of why he chose ashura as his successor. he asked his sons what was the most important thing for them or what did they think a good ruler should have, ashura answered love and indra answered power, yet it was the uchiha clan, indra's descendents who valued love more than anything, to the point where they would go mad if they lost their loved ones and awaken new powers, not senju, ashura's descendents.
very interesting.
me after seeing all the og naruto cast be animated in borutos artstyle:
nothing more humiliating and dehumanizing than checking tags on mobile. clicking thru every single reblog like a dog begging for scraps.
sakura throughout the manga: sasuke seek help. please. i want you to get help. stay here so we can help you.
sakura in the boruto era: *creates a hospital to take care of traumatized children thinking of her friends especially sasuke*
naruto fandom: sakura was so selfish with her love for sasuke she didn't give a fuck about him at all
no one:
gaara: ah yes someone from the hidden leaf once did the same, yes uzumaki naruto he’s the most noble man i’ve ever met you see he has brought me towards-
I would not be the person I am today if not for Naruto fanfiction and that is a fact that terrifies me.
Hi! I know this is out of nowhere but do you know any NaruHina fics with enemies-to-lovers and/or ex-become-reunited tropes?
hmmmmmm
Only a few come to mind...
“Blurred Lines” by @vegebulsoup - Rated E. One-shot. Detective Naruto Uzumaki is having a hard time staying focused at work due to an elusive, dark-haired beauty.
“The Dragon Huntress” by @mysterious-crimson-lotus - Rated T. Two-shot. The Hyuuga are famous throughout the forest for many things. Their signature eyes, their stoic demeanour... and of course, their ability to hunt down dragons like no one else. It has been their duty to protect the five villages from the terror of the dragons for generations, and it is a duty that they have carried out without complain, and without a second thought.
“Secret Lovers” by @nekomamoru - Rated M. One-shot. It was a known fact among the business realm of Konoha that Hyuuga Enterprises and Uzumaki Corporation have been strong rivals, years spent attempting to overthrow each other in terms of profit and development. If only her father knew the nature of the relationship she had with the enemy thus far.
“Emperor and the Desert Rose” by pizzansushi - Rated M. Multi-chapter, incomplete. An amnesiac assassin is assigned a suicide mission, she must kill the Emperor. The lethal beauty Hinata sets out to do what she must to survive. In the end, will the Emperor Naruto Namikaze take her life?
“Spy AU” by @magmawrites - Rated M. One-shot. They were one of the best teams The Agency had ever seen. Until they broke one of their most important rules…don't fall in love with your partner.
“Love Toxic” by @nekomamoru - Rated E. One-shot. She would remain the criminal if he was the law after her.
“Lord of the Rings AU” by @tenney-shoes - Rated M. One-shot. It was not until he was nearly before the Black Gates that he remembered he had never learned her name.
I can’t think of any others 😅 These don’t all exactly fit the trope, but are in the ballpark! If anyone has better recommendations, please let us know!!!!!!!
the kyuubi: rampaging and free from his seal
minato looking at his newborn son:
imagine sakura challenging tsunade to an arm wrestle the day after she shatters her first boulder and tsunade being all like hell fucking ye let’s do this and forgetting that sakura is barely 100 pounds and doesn’t even reach her shoulder she uses her full strength and accidentally slams sakura through all the floors of the hokage tower
and she’s really horrified until a small voice squeaks “best two outta three”
