Hate it when cis people ask unnecessary and invasive questions like "are your experiments ethical?" And "where is that screamimg coming from?"

a few drawings from twitter

today I offer you this

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!🌟🎊🎉🎇🎆🎊🎉💖

Orochimaru won’t cover it for Jiraiya.

ok but listen 

my scribbly uchihas turned into tarot cards!! :O i currently have 13 done and 9 to go! i have them all picked out and just need to make them! :D i got inspired to do this bc of cade @narutomemes and @sillybro who both have awesome naruto tarot card art T.T

!! don’t repost pls !!

.*•☆ {``.Happy Birthday: Orochimaru ♡.´´} ☆•*.

List of Naruto characters who have canonically bitten someone in a fight

They established that Sasuke’s common sense couldn’t be trusted, so they put up a System.

Additionally

This would have saved us so much trouble…

And last but not least

It’s for your own good Sasuke.

I’m writing this AU (in like, a serious way)

idk which one is better, the first is canon tho (according to his second body look)

Naruto Tarots Cards

So @alexandralumetta and I had some fun with tarots cards when I went to meet her. Talking and chatting, we planned our own Naruto tarot deck - though if and when these cards will be drawn, it’s a totally different thing xD

The Magician, who so loves to scheme: Shikamaru with a Shoji board in front of him, shadows rising all around him.

The Popess, who lives in faith and is sometimes passive: Hinata in a garden, with a book on her lap.

The Empress, she who fiercely protects the life she brings: Kushina, chains all around her.

The Emperor, who strives for power to change the world: Neji, on a throne.

The Hierophant, who lives his faith so much he’s a bigot: Obito, with a monk’s scepter, Rin a distant ghost in the water.

The Lovers, the figure who has to take a choice: Tobirama, offering his hands to a young Danzo and Hiruzen.

The Chariot, who runs and runs and runs towards the future without inhibitions, but who often crashes and burns: Jiraiya on a chariot drafted by two toads

Justice, the divine power who cares not for mortals, judge and executioner in one: Kyuubi, in his mighty power.

The Hermit, who chooses to stay away from people, and yet lights the way for them: Tsunade, holding the glowing shodai’s necklace.

The Wheel of Fortune, which turns and turns no matter the efforts.of mortals to change fate with their plans: Sasuke on top of a spinning rinnegan, whose every plan is foiled by fate.

Strength, a seemingly frail woman who tames beasts: Sakura, holding a scorpion down.

The Hanged Man, who by choice is stopped in time, helpless to move: Hiruzen, hanging upside down from a tree

Death, who represents the end and beginning of things, the never ending chain: Orochimaru on top of a snake that looks like it’s eating itself

Temperance, who has complete control of herself and her destiny, who achieved inner peace: Mito, pouring a jug of red water, chains holding her frozen

The Devil, who represents all excesses and overwhelming passions that ruins you: Madara surrounded by flames, two skeletal cats with Sharingan eyes guarding him

The Tower, which represents ruin and death and destruction: Danzo, standing in front of the hokage’s collapsing tower

The Stars, which brings fortune and happiness and hope: Minato, ankle-deep in the water, a bird on his shoulder, stars above him

The Sun, which brings passion and strength and bravery: Naruto, riding a toad, the sun in his hands like a rasengan

Judgement, who rises above mortals to judge them and guide them: Hashirama, the god of shinobi standing on a massive tree, tiny people bowing to him

The World, who represents everything outside your house’s walls, the strive to power to change  everything: Gaara, naked in the desert, threads of sand covering strategic places

The Fool, who walks a lonely road, perfectly aware of his past and his future: Kakashi standing by a road sign reading ‘road of life’, a sack on his shoulder (his past) and Pakkun by his side (his guide to the future)

(I’m not 200% convinced of Gaara tho)

hi nobody asked for this but i made it anyway

my part of a naruto secret santa exchange! 

i was looking through an old magazine i had and well. this was in it

the unintentionally funniest scene in naruto is after the invasion of konoha arc when a scream is echoing through a forest and then in orochimaru’s evil underground lair is him standing in a really normal looking shower, arms dead, just screaming

naruto shitposts

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