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Chapters: 5/5 Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson, Eddie Munson/Original Male Character(s) Characters: Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Robin Buckley, Original Male Character(s), Maxine “Max” Mayfield, Erica Sinclair, Nancy Wheeler, Dustin Henderson, Lucas Sinclair, Will Byers, Jonathan Byers, Joyce Byers, Jim “Chief” Hopper, Eleven | Jane Hopper, Argyle (Stranger Things) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Post-Canon Fix-It, POV Steve Harrington, Bisexual Steve Harrington, Gay Eddie Munson, Friends to Lovers, Pining, Mutual Pining, im not joking so much pining, Platonic Soulmates Robin Buckley & Steve Harrington, Family Reunions, idiots to lovers, theyre stupid your honor, First Time, Angst, Humor, Fluff, Coming Out Series: Part 1 of I need you to hear, I need you to see Summary:

“Buckley manor, Robin speaking.”

“Rob,” he chokes.

She shifts gears immediately. “What’s wrong?”

He sucks in a huge breath, trying to get it together. “Remember Bathroom Confession 2: Electric Boogaloo?”

“Every day and twice on Mondays.”

“Remember Vickie Doesn’t Like Boobies 2: Electric Boogaloo?”

“We’re not very creative people, are we?”

“Rob,” he sucks in another harsh breath, “Eddie’s got a boyfriend.”

She only pauses for a second before saying, “I’ll be there in an hour.”

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dreamsteddie

There is an AITA out there that I can't find but it's been haunting me for weeks with visions of semi-angsty Steddie that I need to release onto the world. (If anyone happens to know what I'm talking about hit me up and I'll link it) ------

Modern AU, Eddie and the guys are a moderately successful local band in the Chicago area playing gigs on the weekends and doing small tours whenever they all have the time. Gareth and Jeff are both in college while Eddie and Freak are both working part-time at a game store. Eddie managed to lock down that assistant manager position that lets him work 30 hours a week with weekends off for gigs. All in all, it's a pretty sweet deal and they can't complain.

Eddie had sworn off dating after a small handful of disastrous relationship attempts in their first year in the city. He dismisses any advances from people who attend their shows and tries not to think about how much he wants to make a genuine connection with someone and have something real. He's been burned one too many times to try and make something with someone he met in a bar or at work.

He knows the guys talk about it behind his back sometimes, he catches Jeff and Gareth fervently whispering to each other and stopping when they catch him entering the room one time too many to not suspect they're talking about him and he can't think of anything else going on in his life that they would feel the need to whisper about.

The fervent conversations take a slight uptick one day and about a week and a half after they do, Gareth hits him up and tells him he wants to set Eddie up with a guy from one of his classes. At first, Eddie is skeptical and cites all the reasons why he doesn't want to try with anyone right now but eventually, Jeff jumps in to plea the case and Freak jumps in on top of that and under the combined weight of his best friends he agrees to meet up with this Steve guy.

The guys set up the whole thing and before Eddie knows it it's Saturday night and he's wearing his best black jeans and a gray button-down, untucked, to go on an honest to God blind date like his life is some low-budget romcom.

Steve is not at all what Eddie thought he would be. Not the kind of guy he thought his friends would pick out for him given they know he usually goes for other alternatives like himself. Steve, who is shyly waving him over and getting out of his seat to great him, is the very epitome of prep. Well-fitted polo, light blue chinos, and what Eddie assumes this guy thinks are casual loafers. He's handsome to be sure, a 12/10 at least with perfect hair and defined biceps but Eddie is fairly sure he's being punked.

But, Eddie doesn't want to be rude so he goes to meet Steve at the table, confirming just in case that he's actually here to meet with a guy named Eddie. Steve gives him a bit of a confused look, saying that Gareth showed him a couple pictures of Eddie before he agreed to meet and figured he'd done the same for Eddie off Steve's Instagram. Gareth had, in fact, not done anything of the sort but they both dismiss it and get on with their date.

In all honesty, Eddie is expecting it to be a complete wash, but it turns out that even if Steve is not at all what Eddie would have previously said what his type, Steve is damn near perfect. He's funny, kind, a little bitchy, and even though he proves himself to be every bit the sports nerd he looks like he doesn't turn his nose up at Eddie's own much more classically nerdy interests. By the end of the date, Eddie has a new type and that type is Steve Harrington. He's quick to lock down a second date for the next weekend which Steve happily agrees to. They exchange numbers and Steve gives Eddie a chaste kiss on the cheek that has him floating all the way home.

Steve texted him that next morning letting him now he had a great time and is really looking forward to their next date and Eddie thinks this might be the start of something big for him. When he gets to practice he's clearly still floating on cloud nine and in his own little world designing their marriage invitations and matching tombstones so he doesn't notice the sly grins on his bandmates' faces.

"So...how'd it go last night? Everything you dreamed it would be?" Gareth asks, a strange glint in his eyes that Eddie doesn't clock.

Eddie goes on and on about how nice Steve was and how he might be The One, thanking Gareth profusely. Freak looks pleased for him, giving him a hard pat on the shoulder in congratulations but when Eddie finally tunes back into the real world he's greeted by Gareth's livid expression and Jeff's overly concerned one.

He asks the guys what the fuck is up and it turns out that Gareth and Jeff set this whole thing up as a prank of sorts. Eddie was never supposed to hit it off with Steve who Gareth selected specifically because he's a "totally brain-dead prep" and as far away as someone could get from Eddie's previous relationships. He was supposed to be someone Eddie could go on a date with and not form a connection with without getting completely burned at the end like all his previous relationships in the hopes of getting him out of his slump.

Jeff was in on it as well. He wanted to get Eddie back out there, so when Gareth presented the plan he sat in on a couple of Gareth's general credit business class sessions to help pick the guy out.

After Jeff and Gareth finish explaining he does a complete 180 and just...leaves. In any other situation, he would be raging and verbally tearing his friends a new asshole but instead, he completely disengages and walks out the garage door, ignoring his friends' shouts to come back.

He goes back home, socked and hurt and so very confused about how the hell he found himself in this position when his phone lights up.

New Message: Steve H.

Fuck.

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Part two coming soon??? Maybe???? We'll see.

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Story where Eddie spends weeks pining after Steve, mourning the loss of something that he can't have, becoming the physical manifestation of Gay Longing™.

To be clear; Steve is blatantly flirting with Eddie but getting zero traction because Eddie is essentially spending all of his time sighing out the window like a goddamn tragic hero because he'll never love me the way I love him.

And Steve can be patient. He can take his time. He can woo very softly and gently and wants to do this right without scaring Eddie off.

Until, after a frustratingly long D&D planning session, Steve watches from the couch between a fighting Dustin and Lucas, as Eddie tears out paper and balls it up before tossing it into a trashcan in what can only be described as a glorious nerdified three pointer.

And that would be the tipping point.

Because Steve Harrington is a goner for pathetic, half feral nerds.

But a pathetic, half feral nerd with a good arm?

Forget about it.

(Also, to be clear, Steve would use this moment to politely explain to a blue-screened Eddie that he'd very much like to ravish him while Eddie wears Steve's basketball jersey, pretty please.)

@jaybren No problem, my good dude

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Eddie was going to die.

He was going to die right here, on this bed, in Steve Harrington's room.

He was going to die on the bed in Steve Harrington's room while Steve Harrington rummaged around inside of his closet.

See, here's the thing. The thing was.

The thing was that Steve had taken him upstairs. Just grabbed him by the wrist and told the kids that they'd be right back before walking him oh so calmly towards his bedroom.

Eddie didn't even get ask what they were doing before Steve was sandwiching his face between two large hands and kissing him.

Steve backed them up (still very much attached at the lips) until the backs of Eddie's knees hit the bed and he stumbled to sit.

And then, like it was just another Tuesday, Steve stepped, put his hands on his hips, and said, "alright so here's the deal."

Which was why Eddie was where he was now.

Dying.

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Selkie Eddie/Steve

Have we considered that with selkie Steve or Eddie that the battle vest being given gets extra juicy? Either we have Selkie Eddie and his battle vest is his pelt right, and he absolutely wops Steve with it when he's talking to Nancy like 'NO MINE' like some sort of claim/immediate marriage proposal, he's locking that shit DOWN Nancy Wheeler WHO. And Steve puts it on and wanders around the upside down with it, excellent, no notes. OR We have selkie Steve, who Eddie chucks that battle vest at, not knowing the significance it would hold to Steve who watched him wear that thing every day. It's a pelt equivalent, Eddie knows Steve is a selkie because of the boat situation (an added reason it was Steve going into the water) so, Steve's thought process going: Eddie knows I'm a selkie He knows my pelt is important He gave me his pelt Marriage??? Just rocking up to the ICU where Eddie is being kept and Wayne isn't there yet so nobody is in there with him and the hospital staff said family only and tried to lock them all out. Steve like well actually, that is my fiance, so I'm Allowed thank you very much. Eddie waking up when they're trying to pester Steve from the room like no thank you I'm staying with my future husband and just laying there like Am I dead Did I die Is this a dream? What's happening right now? Idk, I just think selkies

Eddie waking up mid mild argument between Steve and Wayne.

Wayne who has never heard anything but complaints about Steve Harrington from Eddie- even if they've shifted to be less passionately anti rich boy asshole jock, to more complaining about his hair being perfect or him wearing a sailor outfit??? Or him looking after the kids like a worn down exasperated father of five?- had been gently trying to shoo the kid out his own kid's hospital room.

'Thanks for keeping him company until I could get here' type dismissals that are not going anywhere in the face of Steve's pretend oblivious stubbornness until he finally caves and tells him Eddie needs to rest and not be bothered.

Eddie hears this and is about to speak up and say Steve can bother him any time he likes, but then Steve says he's allowed to bother his fiance, and that as future in-laws they can spend the time getting to know each other better until Eddie wakes up.

Eddie just bluescreens for a minute

Wayne asks when that happened, because he didn't even know they were dating?

Steve saying oh we weren't but he gave me his pelt see, showing off Eddie's 'pelt' he's still wearing, so we're getting married. It was unexpected but he's quite pleased you see, Eddie is beautiful and brave and good with their kids and they're a very good match.

Eddie still laying there staring at the ceiling blurts out 'wait a second I proposed and I didn't even get a kiss???' Because that sticks out as distinctly unfair, all things considered, if they're gonna be husbands there should have been kissing by now.

Eddie carefully asking questions because while he's not complaining about having a hot selkie husband he also doesn't understand how or when this happened at all.

Steve's big sad eyes when he asks if Eddie didn't know what he was asking by giving Steve his 'pelt'

Eddie immediately backtracking because he looks so devastated, hes starting to take Eddie's 'pelt' off, stop that! of course he knew what he was asking! Steve just uh... didn't say yes out loud! Or kiss him! So he didn't know if he accepted yet, you see, just a little misunderstanding put the hurt sad puppy eyes away and the 'pelt' back on please

Wayne big sigh because oh, he's whipped already, okay, we're gonna need a bigger trailer.

And other shenanigans, including telling the horde of children, which Steve actually has seven of?? And Robin looking at Eddie way too closely, like she knows he's bumbling his way through accidental husband aquisition, but she's sure as hell not saying anything to Steve, look at his happy little face.

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