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Youre a Part of the Morning and Everything Matters

@hilplusterrorss / hilplusterrorss.tumblr.com

call me hil! avery works too
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Don't send me donation asks, i can't give and don't have time to vet
any pronouns! go crazy lol
white / TME / gentile / not cis but not sure what I am, demigirl has a nice ring to it but I'm not sure / bi aroace / 22
If your blog is unsearchable and you don't have info like whether you break my DNI in a carrd or pinned or bio I'm blocking
Pro-Palestine AND anti-antisemitism. If you can't manage both then leave.
DNI: rad"fems"/terfs, truscum/trans"meds", exclusionists (ace, pan, or mspec gay/lesbian, MOGAI, system, etc.), racists, antisemites, homophobes, transphobes/transmisogynists (go away if you believe in ‘transandrophobia’), intersexists, anti-antis, or bigots in general, gore, i’m annoyed i have to say this but if you reblog from or submit to or run dni-archive bc that’s fucking harassment actually
if something i say or rb seems kinda sus/is from a bad person/is misinformative or anything like that, lmk! im open to criticism, just try to be nice, i can pretty much guarantee you it was unintentional
I write and I'm in a few fandoms but this isn't a wild klance blog or whatev
i might follow a few blogs that make nsfw content and reblog from them but i won't be posting or reblogging any explicit stuff, however there is the occasional thing which is tagged nsft or nsfw
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I'll make a formal post about it soon but in case you missed it - knit/crochet commissions are OPEN!! I've got a few examples on my Instagram (hilplusterrors) with sample prices, and can do just about anything from hats to sweaters to stuffies to entire blankets! (Just no socks for now. They have been giving me trouble.) Personalized, color patterned, obscure creations - I'm really versatile and great at figuring out what I'm doing on the go! Just DM me if you've got any questions or want to see samples of things not up on my Insta yet - recently I made several kitties, hats, and even two blankets, and have a lot of stuff from over the years.

Please read the tags too

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Here's a miniature example of my work, this whipped up in about an hour for my cousin and would probably cost $5, up to $10 for lots of colors

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These cats and dogs take about a day to make and would be $15 for a single color like the dog or the first cat (variegated yarn, one skein) and $20 for multi-color/pride flag/etc. ones. The pattern is also available as a Word document for $10 (as both are very similar, both the cat and the dog are included in the pattern). Same goes for the turtle up there ^^^, pattern available for $5.

DM me for more information!

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Another puppy! Same pattern as the first, would cost about $20.

(IDs in alt text) just made this ace flower button the other day! Took maybe half an hour, would be probably $5.

(IDs in alt text) made these patches for a jacket/vest/thing! Both the garment and the patches were my then-boyfriend's idea because he's just brilliant like that, and i had a lot of fun designing and making these! Rewatched stranger things during the dragons, and worked on the water tribe patch when i was watching Hannibal. Probably $20 to $30 for something like these, more for bigger (they're about the size of my palm, and my hands are a little small) or more complicated, less for something simpler (I'll update with an example Sunday night or Monday)

I, uhhhh.........forgot to update haha. But that's okay! Because at the time i hadn't added the word Artemis yet. The black "shading" on the word and the outline/attachment stitches was my mom's idea. Given the simplicity of this one, I'd charge about $15 for something like it.

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plutonicbees

btw this panel rotates in my head faster than a speeding bullet or smthng can somebody give him a hug

[Image description: the last panel of a DC comic featuring Conner Kent sitting pensively by a fire, alone. He says, "And like Peter Pan said . . . 'To die . . . would be a great adventure.'" He's looking up at the sky, and the viewer is looking down at his face with his chin in his hand. He looks wistful. /End description]

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yaoimanpussy

Nooo mutual don’t put that “men fall down the alt-right pipeline bc women/feminists are too mean” post on my dash nooo mutual don’t try to say women need to be nicer when dealing with misogynistic men nooo mutual nooo

A lot of people seem to think that when misogynistic men say feminists are ‘too mean’ they are talking about women saying “all men suck” “kill all men” type of stuff but they are actually talking about women discussing their experiences and talking about misogyny.

You can find countless tweets by men saying that the metoo moment was ‘too mean’ when it’s all just women talking about how they were sexually assaulted by a man and how misogyny caused their experiences to be ignored/downplayed.

They think a woman saying “I was assaulted by a man and the people around me ignored me and defended that man because of misogyny” is a personal attack towards men.

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annevbonny

“male loneliness epidemic” and “friendzoning” are similar concepts to me in that the conditions they describe are literally experienced by everyone at some point in their lives but when its men its some sort of profound injustice that needs to be rectified by checks notes giving them unfettered access to the public good that is Women

also the former "epidemic" being taken up in pop discourse explicitly or implicitly as a pathological consequence of feminism having "gone too far" instead of actually doing the work to connect social isolation to existing material conditions....no no don't worry about it just default to blaming women for men's sadness and dissatisfaction bc otherwise you'd have to confront capitalism and misogyny and white supremacy etc. etc. and nobody wants to do that so. its somehow very aggravating and boring at the same time. whenever i see think-pieces that follow this script i instantly fall into a furious slumber

and you just know that half the incel ass boys & men complaining about friendzoning and loneliness have either written off/mistreated "undesirable" girls & women who have shown interest in them in the past, or they have just grown so incapable of seeing girls & women as real human people that they go around treating them like brainless gumball machines whose sole purpose is to dispense sex but only if you press the right conversational buttons. or both. anyway i know where the buttons are and i can reveal them to you for the low price of $90/month. please subscribe bro i promise im not a grifter

[Images description: the first image is a screenshot of a tag reading "well 'ugly' women being lonely is the natural order of things obv." The second image is a GIF from the movie American Psycho of Christian Bale and Willem Defoe's characters grinning and tapping their heads like they just realized something obvious. /End description]

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achaziel

you do immediately lose my respect now and forever if you believe that the pogrom in amsterdam is in any way justified, actually. i don’t care how young or old you are or where you’re from or what kind of misinformation you’re exposed to or even what kind of radicalization you went through. if you’re genuinely out here saying “well some israelis were racist therefore it’s totally valid to storm through the streets curb stomping anyone who can’t prove they’re not jewish”, you’re truly beneath contempt. i’m not playing nice and understanding about any of this anymore. fuck you.

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nobody has asked but people have assumed so essentially i don't believe that 100% of the gofundmes are fake and i don't believe that 100% of the gofundmes are real and i think it's pretty much impossible to verify which is which because "vetters" are just random ppl on tumblr and some of them have been called out for being fake. its important to me that my money actually goes to help gazans and also i don't have like bajillions of dollars to spare I have to pay rent and eat so the very little i can donate i want to make sure its actually helping people who need help in gaza. also, i can't in good faith share gofundme links when i can't verify if they're real. so, from my standpoint, its just easier to donate to somewhere I KNOW is helping on the ground like anera and encourage people to donate there too.

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Hey, the ACLU is getting people to send letters to your Reps to have Congress pass the No Kings Act.

This act would make constitutional amendments to ensure that even sitting presidents are held liable for their actions. That NOBODY is above the law.

Their goal is 150k messages sent and at the time of writing this they're about 2.1k off from that goal!

ACLU gives you a prefilled message that you can edit to send to make the process easier, and will send it out for you.

This only takes a few minutes!

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destructix

[Video description: a clip from Detective Conan , also known as Case Closed, of Heiji Hattori. He opens a flip phone and answers it seriously, “Hoi (Hey, hello), Hattori.” After a moment, his expression brightens and he says in a lighter voice, “Oh, it’s Ohtaki-han!” /End description]

happy hoi hattori hmonday

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