Getting back to serious topics today.

Interspecies lesbianism

It’s cute guys

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

Butch/Butch couple

This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.

Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them

So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne

Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much

So I had to draw them in human form???

You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.

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This is some of that top-shelf, straight-up, good shit. Bless these big cat lesbians.

I’m so sorry, that lion is the tiger’s daughter. No lesbians, but it’s a super interesting case.

Tiger Momma adopted the Lion Baby, and while tigers leave their mothers when they get old enough, lionesses always stay in the pride and help mom raise her new babies. So the lioness stuck around to help mom so she could get a good grade in Daughter, and Mom basically shrugged and was like ‘weird, but okay’.

The super cool thing is, the tiger with the lion daughter was so much more successful in keeping her children alive pretty soon like half the tigers in the area were all her babies. They left her territory, but most set up shop in adjacent areas. This was because her overachiever lion daughter also wanted a good grade in Lion Pride, and stayed friendly with the siblings she helped raise to the point where she would attack intruding tigers who tried to go after her siblings, even after those siblings were grown.

And I’m talking ATTACK. Female lions will fight like hell to protect their babies and sisters, even one-on-one against an adult male lion 50 pounds heavier than them, if they feel like they have to. So a tiger sister would see another tiger and go ‘no I don’t want to fuck you’, and her lion sister would hear her yelling and be like

It was basically an accidental experiment that resulted in a loose, friendly kingdom of related tigers centered around their mom and a lion, and helped show how successful the ‘build a pack’ strategy was, evolution-wise. Mama Tiger accidentally changed the genetics of an entire population of tigers because she had a daughter there to help keep her babies alive.

So next time some dude-bro crypto asshole starts talking about how survival of the fittest is really survival of the selfish, maybe mention how discovering the power of cooperation made a regular tiger into the queen of a tiger kingdom

#that lion is the tiger’s daughter#momma loves her weird tiger daughter#sorry no lesbians but still cool#I like to think about a random asshole tiger coming in trying to start some shit with a younger smaller tiger and suddenly LION#who the fuck invited the lion and why is she kicking my ass

@tysonfurybattlepass

Omg, babes?!

you adopted a kitten and made all your other kittens really successful? sounds pretty fucking fit to me.

@hillnerd Your artwork is now part of a legendary post.

Heyo!!!! Thanks for the clue in!!!

Student: I don’t understand why I have an F in your class

Me: has emailed three times explaining they did not follow directions for the assignments, they plagiarized on the most recent assignment, and they are not reading my very detailed rubric feedback for improvement

Also me: I don’t understand either tbh

Adjacent to this is

Student: I have a B+ in your class. Why isn’t it an A?

Me: I gave opportunities for you to earn an A through turning in all assignments (that had only one hard deadline for the quarter and no late marks), resubmitting anything you didn’t get an A on for full higher credit, had study halls every week you could sign up for- but you didn’t do any of these things and are missing several parts to several assignments. The B+ is thanks to me being a generous grader with forgiving rubrics.

Student (and sometimes parent): why can’t you just bump it up anyways- it’s almost an A

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met

my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.

i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.

some friends of mine have

the most un-cat-ish cat

i have ever met

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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i'll be honest i'm completely numb rn like other than occasional washes of anger and fear i'm just fucking numb nothing's getting through

Oof same

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

my dog was sleeping backstage and wandered out during the encore to sing with the band

atla book one recap (posts from instagram)

15?? More like 5.

if you've been in one but not sure if you should count it (stopping in an airport, for instance) count it