’mr spider wants more’ mr spider should shut the fuck up and mind his manners. heck, if someone gave me their literal SON i would sure as hell say think you. mr spider is an ungrateful bitch.

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB…

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

date of origin: August 9th, 2018

The unbridled joy of seeing this pass by again, spotting the little red heart like “ah… my old friend. Spongebob Human Anatomy Squarepants.

Me too, Henry 🌳❤️

Meet Pando, not a forest but a single tree. Every trunk of the Quaking Aspen is genetically identical & connected by a single 80,000 year old root system, making it one of the largest and oldest living entities on Earth!

Oh. Berry Oak would love that.

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

things we need to address:

I think we should start doing those typical AUs like Cafe AU but with slashers and horrors instead of just happy stuff

Oh have I got a fanfic for you!

its steven universe bro.

you guys have turned into unironic men's rights activists have you noticed that

I'm gonna need caitlyn's chemical warfare against zaun to have SOME sort of repercussions. Viktor was literally dying because of poisonous chemicals in the undercity, it would be so interesting to see either him or jayce react to caitlyn using poison gas as a weapon against civilians.

you have to outlive donald trump

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

eating pastries is so humiliating cause you'll be having the time of your life having it and then when you're finished you look down and you're covered in flakes and sugardust like fuuuck now everyone is going to know i'm a messy pastry whore

“My gf who has somehow never petted a cat before described purring”

I'M SCREAMING

I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT

yessss aesthetic pic of a dirty ass puddle. my favorite, unfortuantely

not a he/him lesbian but i believe in their beliefs

jayce: *saves viktor's life using the hexcore he specifically told him to destroy* viktor: