go bunie

I… becamed a vampire.

Yea so , earlier I had a bite in my neck and I didnt know from what bit me… and then when I woked up, their light from my curtain fuckeing hurt my eyes alot. And well … I am going too work in my powers and hopefally master their so I can use them for good includeing

1. Suck blood

2. Dark teleport

3. Mist form

4. Unholy flame grapple hook

My two beautiful sons forgor and rember

you can’t use a portal gun to have sex with your own butt because every time you thrust your butt would get further away. You’d be like tantalus in the garden

we wish you a YURI christmas #feminism

It’s literally dark by 4pm. Do you think that’s good for me? Do you think I am loving this

i think my favorite response to a complaint about someone is "we should kill them"

this is gonna enter my vocabulary for sure

so fucking rude that skipping is considered childish when it is absolutely the best form of foot-based transportation. less energy intensive than running but faster than walking. i am being fucking efficient and it is not my fault that efficiency is also whimsical and silly looking

I feel like this is the realest most exposing moment of the 21st century